9. I used to rock and roll all night
and every day. Then it was every
other day. Now I’m lucky if I can
find an hour to get funky.
H O M E R S I M P S O N
10. BOOK REPORT
Sum up Socrates Life In Four Lines.
1. Socrates lived a long time ago.
2. Socrates was very smart.
3. Socrates gave long speeches.
4. His friends poisoned him.
* Give shorter talks.
11. I feel there is nothing more
artistic than to love people.
V I N C E N T V A N G O G H
29. 9=8
Nine men playing hard and playing together for an
entire season will get one of the eight playoff spots.
The Rays went from last to first place in one year.
They made the playoffs . . . and World Series.
J O E M A D D O N
30. Quick Quiz
• Who thinks they can recite the entire mission statement
of their club or company word for word?
31. We have what it takes to
take what you’ve got.
I N T E R N A L R EV E N U E S E R V I C E
32.
33. Get the flock out of here.
B I R D R E M O V A L S E R V I C E
41. Don’t wish it were easier,
wish you were better.
J I M R O H N
42. Believe and Achieve
• Must believe in their club.
• Must believe their club is better than the competition.
• Must believe their club makes a difference.
• Must make employees believe these same things.
84. Is there a better way to do this?
T H E K E Y Q U E S T I O N
85. Quick Questions
• Isn’t Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
• If Mr. Brady was an architect, why did he design a
house with only one bathroom for nine people?
• If corn oil is made from corn, vegetable oil from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
90. Relax. My old man is a television
repairman, he’s got this ultimate
set of tools. I can fix it.
J E F F S P I C O L I
91. • Who invented the telephone?
• Who invented the light bulb?
• Who invented the assembly line?
• Who invented the Post It Note?
• Who invented the iPhone?
92.
93.
94. The best way to get a good
idea is to get a lot of ideas.
L I N U S P A U L I N G
96. • Decide to do something about what bugs you.
• Get a few caring people together to brainstorm.
• Pick one problem to address and focus on solutions.
• Work it through to make it a win/win.
• Pitch it and/or put it into practice.
• Repeat the process as needed.
104. You can have everything
you want if you will just help
enough other people get
what they want.
Z I G Z I G L A R
105. HAPPY
NOW?
What really makes your people happy?
106. Our study showed happy people
are much more productive.
F A S T C O M P A N Y
107. “Happiness” is Really a
Four-Letter Word
• A = _________________________
• B = _________________________
• C = _________________________
• D = _________________________
108. You spend a lot of your life at
work. It both sucks and blows
when you don’t enjoy it.
L E E S I L B E R
110. Do what you love and the
money will follow.
M A R S H A S I N E T A R
111. All you touch and all you see
is all your life will ever be.
P I N K F L O Y D
112. It’s a Brees
• It’s all about setting priorities and having the
discipline to say no to the things that keep you from
reaching your goal.
• Every day I have to get better, because if I’m not, I’m
getting worse—and that’s not an option.
• I like to lead by example. I am the first to arrive at
the complex and the last to leave—nobody works
harder than I do.
113. Every person that buys into
your idea does so by changing
it to his idea—even if it looks a
lot like your idea.
T O M P E T E R S
114. The easier something is to do,
the more likely you will do it.
S T E V E N C O V E Y
115.
116. Simplify. To avoid cutting
yourself when slicing vegetables,
have someone else hold them.
U N K N O W N
118. My wife said she wanted
something shiny that went from
0 - 150 in 3 seconds. I bought her
a bathroom scale . . .
A N D T H E N T H E F I G H T S T AR T ED
120. NASA scientists built a gun to
launch four-pound chickens at
maximum velocity to test
windshield strength.
T R U E S T O R Y
121. British engineers asked to use the
gun to conduct their own tests.
When their windshields shattered,
they turned to NASA for answers.
T R U E S T O R Y P A R T I I
157. Hanging onto resentment is
letting someone you despise
live rent-free in your head.
A N N L A N D E R S
158. Whenever I feel blue, I start
breathing again.
L E E S I L B E R
159. Before I was paralyzed there
were 10,000 things I could do.
Now there are 9,000. I can either dwell on the
1,000 I’ve lost or the 9,000 I have left.
W . M I T C H E L L
160. If you live every day as if it
were your last, one day you
will be right.
S T E V E J O B S
167. Honesty may be the best policy,
but by elimination, dishonesty is
the second best policy.
G E O R G E C A R L I N
168.
169. Caring for our seniors is the
greatest responsibility we have.
Those who have walked before us have given so
much and made possible the life we all enjoy.
J O H N H O E V E N
174. • Understand what makes people tick and put them
in a position to succeed based on their strengths
• Appreciate them for what they do well
• When all else fails, agree to disagree
175. Leadership is more about
people skills—enabling others to
do great things.
L E E S I L B E R
182. Studies show women are better
communicators than men.
To that I only have one
thing to say, “Duh”.
C O N A N O B R I E N
183. Fun Fact
• The first protective cup was used in hockey in 1874,
and the first helmet was worn in 1974. This means it
took 100 years for men to figure out their brain is
also important.
184. Women with a household income
under $50,000 are ten times more
likely to wear thong underwear.
U S A T O D A Y
185.
186. I’m not okay, you’re not okay,
and that’s okay.
D R . N A T A S H A J O S E F O W I T Z
205. Dick Vermeil
With coach it was motivation by inspiration. He
connected with you on a deeper level and you knew he
cared about you as a person. We were more like
a family than a team, and he was like a father figure.
We would do anything for him.
V I N C E P A P A L E
215. Cut through all the reasons why
something can’t be done and pull
people together to be successful.
C O N G R E S S W O M A N G A B R I E L L E G I F F O R D S