Mike Johnson

Toledo, Ohio Area United States

Writer / Graphic Designer

Writing / Publishing

Howdy! My name is Mike, At least that's what they told me when I left the hospital. I grew up on a farm. We had chickens, pigs, cows, horses, a giant squid and a pet rock named "Rocky". I had a pleasant childhood, especially a little later in life when I developed a serious relationship with myself in my teens. I still occasionally will have a secret rendezvous with myself, but it's usually just a one night stand or more precisely, a one or two minute stand. I don't have the stamina or epidermal flexibility for a whole night! I am the son of a carpenter (and the father of one, his name is Jesus). My mother was a homemaker and since my Dad was a carpenter and sometimes built houses, I guess