This document presents "rules" from a stereotypical male perspective on relationships with women. It lists over 20 "rules" with the number "1" to emphasize that men view these rules as non-negotiable. The rules cover topics like how men look at women's breasts, sports on Saturdays, not wanting to go shopping or talk about feelings, disliking subtle hints from women, and generally not wanting to discuss many relationship issues. The conclusion implies that sharing this with women will educate them, but it will likely anger many and promote harmful stereotypes.