unexpurgated rorycap 'tongue fetish' thread

March 11 at 11:00pm

why don't you FB Savant Taggers on this list make friends with Limbs Andthings

Just a little feeling I'm getting from a thread in progress with a lot of confused and frustrated
initiates regarding video tags etc., and other things hopefully we've already worked out in our
long and varied history. Limbs doesn't post anything, but Limbs is where I'll be when the next
yahoo decides to complain and I get booted again.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000714206368

Limbs Andthings

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March 11 at 11:07pm

FB Savant Taggers is the highest ranking list I own, so if I've misjudged you, please let me know
so i can demote you

Jennifer Keller March 12 at 10:55pm Reply

You are a harsh taskmaster, Mo. "Demote?" I think not. I have added "Savant Taggers," so now
do I receive a promotion?
I don't think you've misjudged me. I am very busy, but this weekend I have a plethora of waaay
cool videos, daddy o, that I will be posting...to YOU, naturally, and anyone else who I think would
be interested...
I thank you most sincerely for da hip vids you send my way. Much love, my friend!

Limbs Andthings March 12 at 11:03pm

oh, you already figured out i got the boot? yeah, it dampened my spirit slightly, but at least you
all know i wasn't being paranoid yesterday. i'll just have to institute a rigerous screening quiz for
anybody new. you're grandmothered in big time though. i think there's only nine of you. which

suits me fine, at least for a few days...thanks jennifer...p.s. if there were any of your friends
whom i met through you and if you noticed that i seemed fond of any of them, or if you want to
send me a little list so i can try to recall, let me know. i will miss a few of the hard core non-
complainers. i know who it was, i think... it's always a chick. no offense


oh, shit this is the old thread i started. WOW. you weren't even writing Limbsandthings. Yeah, I'm
86d as of about five minutes ago. I forgot Threads never die!!!!! Genius, let's all start a bunch of
threads...well, i guess i'm the only one with two strikes...but anyway. Yeah, i'm over here now
guys. And this is luckily my FB Savant Tagger Thread too. I'm so happy. Thanks Jen. I know Judas
is not on this thread. Ok, everybody, whether you accept or not, I'm gonna be sending you a
friend request.

Taquila Mockingbird March 12 at 11:07pm Reply

You do go on don't cha?


suck it, as you said to me on OUR video i found from last night. just start trying to figure out who
i have to send this voodoo curse to. and do me a favor: don't tell that hooker lady who limbs is.


so who wants to start a page? i think i'll use this one for safekeeping and various other things i
don't want to go away. it can be a catch all. i'm open. i just want to start one.

Jennifer Keller March 12 at 11:24pm Reply

You were deleted, Mo? That sucks. I am on myspace under the name "Jennitalia" and I have been
deleted a few times. I simply posted too many pictures that showed too many taboo body parts.
Especially nipples. Myspace has "issues" with nipples. Odd, that. I, on the other hand, LOVE
getting skin shots; I LOVE breasts, but I am not gay. Not at all. Tried it, but it wasn't for me. I
must admit, I admire the grandeur of the male penis. They are so damn INTERESTING! Breasts
are also beautiful. As for any of MY friends? I try to keep my list small. Myspace drains me, Mo. I
get at least 20 something friend requests a day! So as far as Facebook goes, I dunno. Look

through my friend list, small as it is.
I noticed you were "friends" with Erik Niles. Interesting. I simply can't imagine why, but I'm sure
you have your reasons. So no more tagged videos? I'll miss them, Mo! Did those wonderful videos
disappear with your account? I need to go check...
Stay safe. As myspace says, and here I will change "myspace" to "Facebook," "Let's keep
Facebook a fun and clean place to be..."
Wankers, all.

March 13 at 2:19am

Fucking Mo deleted me. Have a nice life.

Limbs Andthings March 13 at 2:41am

you talkin' to me? i'm mo. nobody deleted you. i got shut down, wyland. it's the sleep deprivation.
relax.

March 13 at 2:42am

The Man come and took you away.


Jenifer Keller (the one who doesn't have sleep issues): i have no idea who erik niles is or was. it
was simply a small game of Russian roulette, and the Russians one in the end again. i will,
however, inspect any body parts and things you want to throw my way, so as to advise on a
possible full-on MySpace/Facebook nipple assault.

March 13 at 2:57am

Go fuck yourself, Mo! Asshole. Ever think maybe it's YOUR OWN fucking fault you keep getting
booted off of here, because, after your little "joke", it's what I'm beginning to believe is the case.

Shawna G March 13 at 3:07am Reply

fucking hell. this host is the most. who else is gonna entertain the troops. lighten the fuck up.
shut downs happen alla time on this site because assholes can't take what they need and leave
the rest...nooo they gots to tell dad and dad hits the breaker. next time the eye is offended, pluck
the fucker out don't buzzkill the rest of us. kthx

March 13 at 7:20am

Shawna, Talk to me about "lightening up" after this dickhead posts hardcore porn ads to your fb
news feed with YOUR NAME plastered all over the post as the source (and carefully making sure to
state that HE has "no idea" of the content-the passive aggressive little shit). Until then, shut the
fuck up, you stupid twat. By the way, I never ran and told ANYONE, but if this is the kind of shit
this fuckwit makes a habit of pulling on his "friends", it's no wonder he keeps having the plug
pulled. I'd rather not have HIM putting ME in a position where MY account would be in danger of
being shut down. Personally, I don't need the aggravation. kthx

Denis Higgins March 13 at 7:26am Reply

Rory,dude,you had me until you'd the misogynistic gumption and/or uncouthness to go & go say
'twat'! Tsk,tsk,indeed. kthx (whatever that means.)


Pardon the freudian slip there...I'm presently surrounded by a gaggle of said go-go dancers.

March 13 at 7:34am

"kthx" was HER sign-off, "dude".


Whatever,no excuse for calling a woman that,man! (are u gonna "~" this,as well?)

March 13 at 7:53am

"Twat" isn't misogynist. Most of the twats I know are dicks, and some of them are cunts.

March 13 at 7:53am

Anyway, this is getting very tedious, so get the fuck off my message board.


Evidently,it is mine as well...I don't know if we could EVER possibly co-exist in--say--a bleak
apocalyptic sand-scape of the near future,for instance....do you like Jan Michael Vincent & George
Peppard..? (with a bit o' Jackie Earle Haley tossed in for oscar-good measure?) I f the answer is
no,,,well. (You like the cuss words,dontcha?) Ron!!

March 13 at 8:03am

Look, go away. UN TAG ME from this thread.


I simply cannot!! (By the way,you're never EVER gonna get any dates with that mug you got
there,sweetie!)

March 13 at 8:22am

Look, you muggy cunt, FUCK THE FUCK OFF. Go away. Piss off. Leave me alone. I'm serious. I
don't know any of you people and I want you to fuck back off to your world and leave me alone in
mine.


I can only imagine the seething disdain you have in your "world"...have a nice existence.

Shawna G March 13 at 12:06pm Reply

oh lovely. denis how very gallant of you, ta.

is someone having a tron flashback?

Lumina Sector March 13 at 12:27pm Reply

welcome back Mo... next time select with much careness... the people you want to have as
"friends" here... too many assholes to tolerate...
LS...

Andrea Minton March 13 at 1:24pm Reply

Umm- I'm going to weigh in and vouch for Mo's charecter in as much as I've known him prior to
all this Facebook business. If you don't want to be tagged say you don't and thats the end of it.
No need for character assasination, blocking, acusations of questionable values etc.
This is a friggin social networking website, not a church.
p.s. you can UNTAG yourself.


I belong to the church of Mo... I always want Mo. I am ebonically challenged.

March 13 at 1:31pm

Look, just tell me how to get off this thread please? I keep deleting but it just keeps on coming
back.


Take a hammer... and hit the damn thing hooker!!!


Taquila--ebonically challenged? Ha ha! I'm from Oakland where they were very serious about
Ebonics. No laughing matter.
;)


I never laugh when the English Language is abused...It is a crime that should be punished by
order of death!!!

March 13 at 1:52pm

I did so directly after the post I described, which was hardcore blow job porn that Mo thought
would be hilarious to post & attribute to me - my name was all over the fucking thing, while he
made sure to state that he "had no idea" what the content was, which was, of course, BULLSHIT.
Personally, I don't give a fuck, but I know how things work on Facebook, & I don't need THAT kind
of aggro. Is this SO difficult for you people to understand? Would you really want that done on
your page without your prior consent? I found out about it through 5 emails asking me what the
fuck *I* was doing. Mo claims he had set this post so only 4 people could see it, yet it seems to
have not worked out that way. Why he took the chance in the first place is what I can't
understand. I couldn't care less if it had been donkey fucking porn, but I KNOW OTHER PEOPLE
DO, & SO DOES MO. It was a dumb-ass thing for him to do, and I don't need any of you, his little
flock of sheep, to be giving me lectures about how I just need to "chill out, dude". He has
obviously never put your account or name in potential jeopardy. I can't say the same. Now, if one
of you devotees would alert their master, Mo, to take my name off of THIS fucking thread (which I
CAN'T do), none of you will ever have to see another word from me again, because I sure as shit
don't need to read any more of your uninformed drivel, OR waste more time responding to it.

March 13 at 1:59pm

That was a response to Andrea. I didn't see any of the babble that came after her initial post.


I'm not sure why you are angry with me, Rory.
I just was just commenting on my own experience. I too did not feel his posts were appropriate
and removed myself from the mix,end of story.
I'm not a 'chillax' moron.
I'm just saying, this is the kind of stuff that happens online all the time and is to be expected,
hardly surprising. Thats why this venue shouldn't be taken so seriosly and one should edit your
friendships etc accordingly.
Its a lovely day, perhaps a walk outside would help give perspective on the bigger picture.

March 13 at 2:34pm

It's dark, windy & raining where I am. See, we all don't experience the same things at the same
time. I just want to be removed from THIS thread. What I'm talking about went way, way beyond
"Oh, that's inappropriate." This was full- on hardcore porn, in your face, 5 seconds after you hit
"play". Do you see the difference, and how it might have very well caused problems for ME, as he
credited me as the source of this clip. This was one of the first things he put up after getting
booted off fb, and starting up this new Limbs Andthings identity. Is he a complete idiot? A drunk?
A junkie of some sort? I don't get it. Absolutely nothing even close to this has EVER come up for
me on fb, so I think it is bullshit to say that this is just business as usual. I gave him no reason to
aim anything that malicious in my direction, even if he, so he claims, thought only 4 of us would
see it. If he really wanted to be sure of that, he could have sent it in an email, where it wouldn't
be plastered all over my wall. If this kind of stuff was happening "all the time", I would have
deleted my account a long time ago. It doesn't. He was a jackass for doing this, and I don't want
anything else to ddo with him or his pals. That's all.


never laughed so hard or loved so many people. thank you for making my bi-annual hangover a
winner. WYLAND AND MCGEE: YOU CAN'T GET OFF A thread except by SHUTTIN' THE FUCK UP.
SO IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. JUST SO YOU KNOW, HOWEVER, I RETHREADED THIS
WHEN YOU STARTED YOUR SLEEP-DEPRIVED SHIT20 HOURS AGO, SO IT'S YOU WHO KEEPS
BEIN' FREDDIE, NOT ME MATES.

EARS TA YER,

ST. PADDY AND HIS SNAKE


YEAH, GUYS get off rory's thread. I liked his tongue site. it was listed as his website, and I
thought he might like the pub. but i'm over spammin' for him. He's an embarrassment to
pornographers everywhere. wasn't a penis or vulva in site. just a bunch of gene simmons
wantabes. i actually thought he had a sense of humor.

March 13 at 5:08pm

You are so full of shit, you drunken fucking liar.


only drunk once in two years, hardly enough to count, i'd think. however, someone can't keep
from coming back for more. so anyone who wants to see the entire tongue flick may request a
viewing or a link to roar's site. or a screenshot of the privacy settings enabled--which is also why
none of ye saw it on your wall or newsfeed. it was a Joycean moment of joy, not meant for
hatefulness.

thanks roar. if ye hadn't been assassinatin' me character while i was gettin' my drunken sleep
done, i'da left you and your bulldog alone. but you did, and you can't even go away from that
what ye want gone. a bigger man would ne're ha replied, but it might take two of ye. so have it
yours and tarry or don't. i'm indifferent


ANNOTATED TONGUE MINUS CHEEK ROARIN' THREAD DEBACLE: AND THANKS AND O'IM
TOASTIN' TO YE!

March 13 at 2:19am
(Jennifer Wyland--Now Blocked)

relax.

(Jennifer Wyland--Now Blocked)--FIRST PERSONAL ATTACK AS RORY BULLDOG
March 13 at 2:57am
Go fuck yourself, Mo! Asshole. Ever think maybe it's YOUR OWN fucking fault ...

Shawna G (my HERE-O)
fucking hell. this host is the most. who else is gonna entertain the troops. ...nooo they gots to tell
dad and dad hits the breaker. next time the eye is offended, pluck the fucker out don't buzzkill the

rest of us.

(Jennifer Wyland--Now Blocked)--SECOND PERSONAL ATTACK DOG

fuck up, you stupid twat...

Denis Higgins
Rory,dude,you had me until you'd the misogynistic gumption (BEST TWO WORD COMPOUND
DESCRIPTOR OF SEXIST EPITHET ISSUED FROM A STRIP CLUB OF THE DAY) and/or
uncouthness...

Denis Higgins

(RORY MCGEE--TONGUE FETISHIST WITHOUT A CHEEK)


March 13 at 7:53am

Evidently,it is mine as well...

Look, go away. UN TAG ME from this thread. (IMPOSSIBLE/IMPROBABLE REQUEST #1)

I simply cannot!!

(RORY MCGEE--TONGUE FETISHIST WITHOUT A CHEEK) NASTY FAUX-WISH TO DISAPPEAR

mine.


is someone having a tron flashback? (FIRST SHAWNA G. OBSCURE REFERENCE)

Lumina Sector March 13 at 12:27pm Reply (GREEK ORACLE INTERVENES FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS
WITH SAGE ADVICE, ALREADY ENACTED)
welcome back Mo... next time select with much spareness... the people you want to have as

Andrea Minton March 13 at 1:24pm Reply (UNCHARACTERISTIC ENTRANCE INTO RING BY

MIDDLEWEIGHT CONTENDER/WINDOW DRESSER/BUSINESS OWNER, ANDREA MINTON--OLDEST
FB FRIEND AND FACESCRIPT SURVIVOR OF TWO PROFILES)

Taquila Mockingbird March 13 at 1:29pm Reply (TAQUILA ARRIVES FASHIONABLY LATE WITH
TONGUE IN CHEEK WORSHIP REFERENCE + CUSTOMARY NON-SEQUENTIAL CLAPPER FOR
SLEEPING MO)

March 13 at 1:31pm
(RORY MCGEE--TONGUE FETISHIST WITHOUT A CHEEK) SECOND HALF-ASSED PLEA TO GET OFF
THE THREAD HE WON'T GET OFF OF! NOW ASKING FELLOW FACEBOOKERS FOR HELP!
back.

Taquila Mockingbird March 13 at 1:32pm Reply (TAQUILA COMES OUT WITH A RIGHT AND THEN
A QUICK LEFT HOOKER)

Andrea Minton March 13 at 1:35pm Reply (ANDREA TRIES MAGNANIMOUSLY AND
CODEPENDENTLY TO CONTROL THE OAKLAND RIOT WITH RACIAL ANTIDOTE)
;)

Taquila Mockingbird March 13 at 1:41pm Reply (TAQUILA, AS IS HER WONT, OFFERS
MOMENTARY CONTINUITY COMBINED AND END-TAGGED WITH OBLIGATORY OTT CAPITAL
MANDATE ORDER)
order of death!!!

(RORY MCGEE--TONGUE FETISHIST WITHOUT A CHEEK) NASTY MYOPIC RETROSPECTIVE
RECONSTRUCTION OF KENNEDY ASSASINATION WITH DETAIL OF OSWALD PHOTOSHOPPED IN
March 13 at 1:52pm
have not worked out that way. ...I don't need any of you, his little flock of sheep, to be giving me
lectures about how I just need to "chill out, dude"...take my name off of THIS fucking thread
(which I CAN'T do)

Andrea Minton (MOCK SINCERITY TURTLENECK SWEETER)

I just was just commenting on my own experience. (WITH WELL-PLACED SNIPPED CREDIBILITY
SOLIDARITY TRYOUT) I too did not feel his posts were appropriate and removed myself from the
mix,end of story.
hardly surprising. ...
(BEAUTIFUL CALIFORNIA PROBLEM SOLVER)

(RORY MCGEE--TONGUE FETISHIST WITHOUT A CHEEK) COUNTERS ANDREA'S WEATHER REPORT
WITH HIS DICKENSIAN DOPPLER RADAR + NEXT YEAR'S ENTRY FOR 'HEMINGWAY WORLD'S
WORST OPENING PARAGRAPH' CONTEST
March 13 at 2:34pm
"play"....Is he a complete idiot? A drunk? A junkie of some sort? I don't get it. Absolutely nothing
even close to this has EVER come up for me on fb...He was a jackass for doing this, and I don't
want anything else to do with him or his pals. That's all.

(LIMBS ANDTHINGS AWAKENS FALLS IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE ON THREAD - (2),
LAUGHS/COUGHS AND DECIDES IT WOULD NOT ONLY BE UNFRIENDLY NOT TO, BUT THAT IT
WOULD BE UNFRIENDLY TO RESPOND--REALIZES THAT'S CALLED A NO-WIN SITUATION AND
DECIDES TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF THE LIMB ANGELS

BEIN' FREDDIE, NOT ME MATES.

YEAH, GUYS get off rory's thread. I liked his tongue site. it was listed as his website, and I
thought he might like the pub. but i'm over spammin' for him. He's an embarrassment to
pornographers everywhere. wasn't a penis or vulva in site. just a bunch of gene simmons
wantabes. i actually thought he had a sense of humor.

March 13 at 5:08pm
(RORY MCGEE--TONGUE FETISHIST WITHOUT A CHEEK) FINAL NAME
CALLING/SLANDER/PORNOGATE DENIAL???

only drunk once in two years, hardly enough to count, i'd think. however, someone can't keep
from coming back for more. so anyone who wants to see the entire tongue flick may request a
viewing or a link to roar's site. or a screenshot of the privacy settings enabled--which is also why
none of ye saw it on your wall or newsfeed. it was a Joycean moment of joy, not meant for
hatefulness.

thanks roar. if ye hadn't been assassinatin' me character while i was gettin' my drunken sleep
done, i'da left you and your bulldog alone. but you did, and you can't even go away from that
what ye want gone. a bigger man would ne're ha replied, but it might take two of ye. so have it

yours and tarry or don't. i'm indifferent

March 13 at 6:52pm

And you lie AGAIN! You credit several quotes above to me that were written by Jennifer, & others
that I wrote are credited to her (and, by the way, our comments on this thread were completely
independent of each other. She is not "my bulldog", as you charge). Anything to help make
yourself look like the one wronged, eh? Nice. Too bad it isn't the truth, but why let that get in the
way of your self-pitying bullshit. And I suppose your little fan club will now rally around in defense
of my horrible character assassinations. I thought you were indifferent. This certainly doesn't
display indifference, and the fact that you recredited quotes from the thread also proves that you
wouldn't know how to be the "bigger man" with lifts in your shoes and a pair of stilts.

You get drunk last night, put up the porn post (which does, indeed display explicit sex - though
I'm sure Mo can provide you with an edited version) crediting it as belonging to & generated by
me, and plaster it on my news feed wall, and I'M the one doing wrong here??? Can't you just
admit you got fucked up & took a joke too far? No, that would be expecting too much from an
egomaniac pussy like yourself. It's you against the world. Poor put-upon Mousie! Boo-fucking-hoo!
Obviously, the truth is one thing that doesn't get you hot, ya two bit skell.


i'm not even reading your shit. for attribution all the faggots can look above your head, rory. now
stop coming back for more

March 13 at 6:59pm

Rereading this, you actually recredited MOST of the posts to fit in with your bullshit tale.

March 13 at 7:03pm

Yeah, of course you'd take that way out, after rewriting most of what went on here to fit your
half-remembered version of things. I'll come back as often as I want, you toad. You can read or
not. Me, I'm indifferent.

March 13 at 8:33pm

MOUSIE'S ANNOTATED, SELF-SERVING TWISTING OF THE TRUTH THREAD DEBACLE: WITH
NOTES CREDITING THE ACTUAL WRITER'S OF EACH POST, NOT THE FICTION THAT MOUSIE
WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE.

March 13 at 2:19am
(Jennifer Wyland--Now Blocked)

relax.

(Jennifer Wyland--Now Blocked)--FIRST PERSONAL ATTACK AS RORY BULLDOG<-( THIS WAS
ACTUALLY WRITTEN BY RORY, NOT JENN - AFTER THE MOUSE HAD PLAYED HIS LITTLE JOKE
WITH THE PORN POST. YEAH, I WAS ANGRY. YOU WOULDN'T BE?)
March 13 at 2:57am
Go fuck yourself, Mo! Asshole. Ever think maybe it's YOUR OWN fucking fault ...

Shawna G (my ZER-O)
fucking hell. this host is the most. who else is gonna entertain the troops. ...nooo they gots to tell
dad and dad hits the breaker. next time the eye is offended, pluck the fucker out don't buzzkill the
rest of us.

(Jennifer Wyland--Now Blocked)--SECOND PERSONAL ATTACK DOG <-( AGAIN. MO-MO SEES FIT
TO ATTRIBUTE SOMETHING I WROTE TO JENN, POSSIBLY TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH WE
WERE WORKING AS A TEAM. THIS WASN'T THE CASE. IN FACT, I DON'T THINK SHE EVEN KNEW
WHAT WAS GOING ON AT THIS POINT, AS I LIVE ON THE E. COAST OF THE U.S. AND SHE LIVES
IN FRANCE.)

fuck up, you stupid twat...
(NOW, IN THIS NEXT SECTION, WHY WOULD HE BE ADDRESSING ME IF JENN HAD WRITTEN THE
ABOVE?)
Denis Higgins
Rory,dude,you had me until you'd the misogynistic gumption (BEST TWO WORD COMPOUND
DESCRIPTOR OF SEXIST EPITHET ISSUED FROM A STRIP CLUB OF THE DAY) and/or
uncouthness...

Denis Higgins

(RORY MCGEE--
*THIS WAS JENN REPLYING TO WHAT HE'D WRITTEN*

*AGAIN-THIS WAS JENN. I SURE AS HELL WASN'T UP AT 7:53 E.S.T.*
March 13 at 7:53am


Evidently,it is mine as well...

(RORY MCGEE--TONGUE FETISHIST WITHOUT A CHEEK) (*AGAIN - THIS IS JENN, NOT ME*)
Look, go away. UN TAG ME from this thread. (IMPOSSIBLE/IMPROBABLE REQUEST #1)

I simply cannot!!

(RORY MCGEE--TONGUE FETISHIST WITHOUT A CHEEK) NASTY FAUX-WISH TO DISAPPEAR
-*AND AGAIN, MOUSIE ATTRIBUTES ANOTHER QUOTE TO ME THAT WASN'T WRITTEN BY ME*

mine.


is someone having a tron flashback? (FIRST SHAWNA G. OBSCURE REFERENCE)

Lumina Sector March 13 at 12:27pm Reply (GREEK ORACLE INTERVENES FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS
WITH SAGE ADVICE, ALREADY ENACTED)
welcome back Mo... next time select with much spareness... the people you want to have as

Andrea Minton March 13 at 1:24pm Reply (UNCHARACTERISTIC ENTRANCE INTO RING BY
MIDDLEWEIGHT CONTENDER/WINDOW DRESSER/BUSINESS OWNER, ANDREA MINTON--OLDEST
FB FRIEND AND FACESCRIPT SURVIVOR OF TWO PROFILES)

Taquila Mockingbird March 13 at 1:29pm Reply (TAQUILA ARRIVES FASHIONABLY LATE WITH
TONGUE IN CHEEK WORSHIP REFERENCE + CUSTOMARY NON-SEQUENTIAL CLAPPER FOR
SLEEPING MO)

March 13 at 1:31pm
(RORY MCGEE--TONGUE FETISHIST WITHOUT A CHEEK) SECOND HALF-ASSED PLEA TO GET OFF
THE THREAD HE WON'T GET OFF OF! NOW ASKING FELLOW FACEBOOKERS FOR HELP! * HE
DOES IT AGAIN - THIS WAS ALSO JENN SPEAKING*
back.

Taquila Mockingbird March 13 at 1:32pm Reply (TAQUILA COMES OUT WITH A RIGHT AND THEN
A QUICK LEFT HOOKER)


Andrea Minton March 13 at 1:35pm Reply (ANDREA TRIES MAGNANIMOUSLY AND
CODEPENDENTLY TO CONTROL THE OAKLAND RIOT WITH RACIAL ANTIDOTE)
;)

Taquila Mockingbird March 13 at 1:41pm Reply (TAQUILA, AS IS HER WONT, OFFERS
MOMENTARY CONTINUITY COMBINED AND END-TAGGED WITH OBLIGATORY OTT CAPITAL
MANDATE ORDER)
order of death!!!

(RORY MCGEE-NASTY MYOPIC RETROSPECTIVE RECONSTRUCTION OF KENNEDY ASSASINATION
WITH DETAIL OF OSWALD PHOTOSHOPPED IN <- GOOD ONE, MO! TOO BAD IT DOESN'T
ADDRESS THE "NASTY"-MINDEDNESS OF THE ORIGINAL "JOKE" OR THE FACT THAT IT WAS
BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BY OTHERS SEEING IT BEFORE ME, YOU DRUNKEN BUFFOON* AT
LEAST YOU CORRECTLY CREDITED ME AS THE WRITER
March 13 at 1:52pm
have not worked out that way. ...I don't need any of you, his little flock of sheep, to be giving me
lectures about how I just need to "chill out, dude"...take my name off of THIS fucking thread
(which I CAN'T do)

Andrea Minton (MOCK SINCERITY TURTLENECK SWEETER)
I just was just commenting on my own experience. (WITH WELL-PLACED SNIPPED CREDIBILITY
SOLIDARITY TRYOUT) I too did not feel his posts were appropriate and removed myself from the
mix,end of story.
hardly surprising. ...
(BEAUTIFUL CALIFORNIA PROBLEM SOLVER)

(RORY MCGEE--COUNTERS ANDREA'S WEATHER REPORT WITH HIS DICKENSIAN DOPPLER
RADAR + NEXT YEAR'S ENTRY FOR 'HEMINGWAY WORLD'S WORST OPENING PARAGRAPH'
CONTEST<-*WHAT A HOOT YOU ARE*( IT COULD ALSO HAVE JUST BEEN ME LETTING HER
KNOW THAT IT WAS POURING RAIN HERE, NOT CLEAR & SUNNY.)
March 13 at 2:34pm
"play"....Is he a complete idiot? A drunk? A junkie of some sort? I don't get it. Absolutely nothing
even close to this has EVER come up for me on fb...He was a jackass for doing this, and I don't
want anything else to do with him or his pals. That's all.

March 13 at 8:34pm

(LIMBS ANDTHINGS, ONE WHO ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HANDLE HIS LIQUOR, AWAKENS IN A
POOL OF HIS OWN ...WELL, NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT IS, BUT IT'S HIS - (1)FALLS IN LOVE
WITH EVERYONE ON THREAD, & ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT HE IS GETTING SO MUCH
ATTENTION! - (2), LAUGHS/COUGHS AND DECIDES IT WOULD NOT ONLY BE UNFRIENDLY NOT
TO, BUT THAT IT WOULD BE UNFRIENDLY TO RESPOND--REALIZES THAT'S CALLED A NO-WIN
SITUATION, BECAUSE HE CAN'T REMEMBER THE DETAILS OF WHAT HE DID - AND DECIDES TO
ERR ON THE SIDE OF THE LIMB ANGELS -

Limbs Andthings, Buffoon March 13 at 4:23pm
BEIN' FREDDIE, NOT ME MATES. *(FREDDIE?)*

YEAH, GUYS get off rory's thread. I liked his(*NOT MINE*THE SIMPLETON COULDN'T
UNDERSTAND A JOKE IN HIS DRUNKEN STATE, MUCH LESS SUCCESSFULLY EXECUTE ONE*)
tongue site. it was listed as his website, and I thought he might like the pub. but i'm over
spammin' for him. He's an embarrassment to pornographers everywhere (*NOT BEING ONE, THIS
MUCH IS PROBABLY TRUE*). wasn't a penis *(YES THERE WAS)* or vulva (*NO, A MOUTH WAS
THE RECEPTACLE IN THE CLIP HE USED*) in site. just a bunch of gene simmons wantabes. i
actually thought he had a sense of humor.

March 13 at 5:08pm
(RORY MCGEE-FINAL NAME CALLING/SLANDER/PORNOGATE DENIAL??? *(YEAH, I TEND TO DENY
THINGS SAID ABOUT ME THAT ARE NOT TRUE)*

only drunk once in two years, hardly enough to count(*YOU MADE A GOOD JOB OF MAKING IT
COUNT LAST NIGHT, LIGHTWEIGHT!*), i'd think. however, someone can't keep from coming back
for more. so anyone who wants to see the entire tongue flick may request a viewing or a link to
roar's site. or a screenshot of the privacy settings enabled--which is also why none of ye saw it on
your wall or newsfeed (*WELL, AT LEAST THAT'S SOMETHING - IT ONLY SHOWED UP ON MINE
FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE*). it was a Joycean moment of joy (*GIVE ME A BREAK*), not meant
for hatefulness.(*COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.*)

thanks roar. if ye hadn't been assassinatin' me character (*HOW EXACTLY WAS I DOING THIS? BY
STATING WHAT YOU HAD DONE? HOW DARE I!!!*)while i was gettin' my drunken sleep done, i'da
left you and your bulldog (I DON'T OWN ANY BULLDOGS, MOUSIE) alone. but you did, and you
can't even go away from that what ye want gone. a bigger man would ne're ha replied, but it
might take two of ye. so have it yours and tarry or don't. i'm indifferent (*A STATEMENT THE
MOUSE-MAN NEGATES WITH HIS SUBSEQUENT REPOSTING OF THE ENTIRE THREAD, INCLUDING
HIS "PITHY" QUIPS & RE-CREDITING OF QUOTES.*)

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