some lame jokes. hope sum ppl think they are okay.

1. Jokes! If you have some you wanna say, write them in comments=)

2. Animals What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming Trunks What do you get when an elephant sits on your friend? A flat Mate What did the dog say when he was attacked by a tiger? Nothing, dogs can’t talk What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A head banger

3. Dinosaurs What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-ya-think-he-saw-us? What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper? Brontosnorus Why can’t a dinosaur stay out in the rain? Stegosaur-rust What do you call an old dinosaur? A fossil

4. Miscellananeous Why is six scared of seven? Because 7-8-9 What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste Can a match-box? No but a tin-can Why did the one-handed pirate cross the road? He wanted to get the second-hand shop During which battle was Lord Nelson killed?His last one

5. Random How do you confuse a blonde? Put them in a circular room and tell them to sit in the corner Why do blondes think the sky is black? Because when they look in the telescope they forget to take the cap off Why did the blonde climb the glass window? To see what was on the other side

6. LOL! Some of these are really lame. Soz. Thnx for watching!! LUKE I STEELS YOUR JOKES>>> SORRY!!=)