The document summarizes the teachings and advice of a self-proclaimed "Love Guru". It describes some of his controversial strategies, including encouraging men to strengthen their hands through exercise to impress women and telling people not to be too focused on finding a partner. It also mocks his drunken behavior and late-night conversations. While some have reportedly taken his advice, the document suggests his tactics have also disappointed others and caused embarrassment. It characterizes him as more of a "Nityananda", alluding to controversial behavior when drunk.

1. P-A-M-B
Presents

3. Love Guru
He’s a self-proclaimed “Love Guru”
•The GURU has his own visions
and his radical concepts are liked
by many
Here are a few of his “teachings”
“You can make any girl fall for you”
“There’s nothing like love happens..
You’ve to make it happen”
“There were many beneficiaries….
Let’s look at some of them.. How their

4. Before After
Don’t be over
ambitious..
Instead
focus!!
• Messed up affairs… • “Focused Differentiation!!”
• 14 missed targets!!!

5. Going out of
the way to
form alliances..
Before Strategizing!! After
U can’t do it
alone!!
Hindustan
Motors
• Too many targets!! “Strategic Alliances”
• Extremely low success
rates!

6. (Things are not working
out for me)
Before Strategizing!!
“You should
have strong
hands!!!”
• “Zero” conversions!! • Practice “hand
• Poor hit rate!! strengthening” exercises
through action songs
• Focus !!

7. Strategizing!! After!!
Yaay!!! A girl likes
my hands and
“Oh Prasoon.. You Noufal loves me!!
have such strong <3 <3
hands!!!” Said by a
certain PGP2 girl..*
*(so claims
Prasoon.. No one
knows the truth) Even joint stock
company
failed!!! Did he
really get what
he wanted??
A closer look at the exercise!

8. Before After
Don’t be too
focused!! The
right one
might be
around!!
‘Lungi’
fan club
• Too many suitors… • It’s all about seeing the
• Confused!! ‘big’ picture in life
• Still feel that the Mr. Right • It’s just a matter of
is yet to show up!! “Perspectives”

9. Well, let’s wait and see if the advices worked out!!

10.  He’s a real PAMB ( )
 He is notorious for his nocturnal boozing.. And then
striking up random conversations with girls with
whom he haven’t spoken in his lifetime..
 According to him, it’s all “maya”..
 Well, only the victims know what he spoke.. ;-)
 He even passed out in front of the ladies
block, after one such “maya”.. causing panic in the
hearts of many!! Well, according to him.. “he was
taking care of his devotees”..
He wears this when he’s
drunk

11.  Some of them take advices for even CCS… after all “love is a
contemporary concerns”.. Right?? ;-)
 “Madhuloka” is where he buys his
booze from
 He has also killed the hopes of
some others.. !
Or
Money spent on the “Halwa”is
waste!!

12. Or
Prevention is better than cure !! ;-)
Because…
He’s not just a “love guru” but a
“Nityananda”…!!

13. DATE : 14-03-2013
TIME : 00:00
“I hate Hooshing.. You can’t embarrass me on my b’day”