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The Squeaky Clean Legacy
By Professor Butters

Chapter Three—University Days
When	
  we	
  last	
  le+	
  our	
  Squeaky	
  Clean	
  legacy,	
  six	
  of	
  the	
  Goodytwoshoes	
  kids-­‐-­‐Mor>mer,	
  Abner,	
  Daisie	
  
Mae,	
  Abijah,	
  Sam,	
  and	
  Hopeful,	
  had	
  been	
  sent	
  to	
  University,	
  leaving	
  the	
  seventh-­‐-­‐Hawkins-­‐-­‐at	
  home.	
  
Let's	
  review	
  the	
  Squeaky	
  Clean	
  rules,	
  shall	
  we?	
  Only	
  girls	
  inherit.	
  There	
  is	
  only	
  marital	
  WooHoo,	
  and	
  only	
  
Try	
  For	
  Baby.	
  Non-­‐heirs	
  don't	
  have	
  it	
  quite	
  so	
  tough,	
  but	
  they	
  cannot	
  fool	
  around	
  on	
  the	
  Legacy	
  lot	
  (or	
  
we'd	
  have	
  no	
  pla>num	
  Romance	
  graves,	
  would	
  we?)	
  And	
  everything	
  has	
  to	
  be	
  cute.	
  Painfully	
  cute.	
  
(Check	
  out	
  the	
  Legacy	
  lot,	
  which	
  looks	
  like	
  Pepto-­‐Bismol	
  got	
  spilled	
  somewhere.)	
  
Here's	
  Mor>mer	
  and	
  Abner,	
  the	
  oldest	
  two	
  Goodytwoshoes	
  kids,	
  working	
  out	
  in	
  the	
  gym	
  where	
  their	
  
parents	
  met.	
  Mor>mer's	
  even	
  wearing	
  the	
  same	
  sweats	
  as	
  his	
  Dad.	
  Hey,	
  what's	
  good	
  enough	
  for	
  Mom	
  
and	
  Dad	
  is	
  good	
  enough	
  for	
  them.	
  
Omigawwwd.	
  Poor	
  Sam.	
  You	
  grew	
  up	
  well,	
  but	
  into	
  hideous	
  clothes.	
  And	
  you're	
  the	
  one	
  with	
  nice	
  points,	
  
too!	
  We've	
  got	
  to	
  get	
  you	
  some	
  more	
  decent	
  clothing.	
  
And	
  Abijah's	
  not	
  much	
  beWer.	
  We'll	
  definitely	
  have	
  to	
  do	
  something	
  about	
  that.	
  
Sam:	
  Thank	
  you.	
  

Me:	
  It's	
  nothing.	
  I	
  promised	
  your	
  Mom	
  that	
  we	
  would	
  get	
  you	
  married,	
  you	
  know.	
  
While	
  he	
  was	
  out,	
  Sam	
  bought	
  a	
  matching	
  ou[it	
  in	
  a	
  different	
  color	
  for	
  Abijah.	
  Hopefully	
  their	
  
Doublemint	
  cuteness	
  will	
  bowl	
  over	
  the	
  chicks	
  on	
  campus,	
  cause	
  I	
  am	
  ge]ng	
  them	
  through	
  college,	
  
marrying	
  them	
  off	
  to	
  sa>sfy	
  their	
  annoying	
  mom's	
  LTW,	
  and	
  then	
  never	
  playing	
  them	
  again.	
  Shane	
  just	
  
wants	
  three	
  kids	
  to	
  graduate,	
  but	
  nooo,	
  Rosie	
  has	
  to	
  have	
  six	
  married	
  kids.	
  
Sam:	
  Yessir,	
  we're	
  as	
  cute	
  as	
  an	
  ice-­‐cream	
  sundae,	
  ladies.	
  Any	
  takers?	
  
Daisie	
  Mae:	
  And	
  everyone	
  in	
  my	
  family	
  gets	
  poWy-­‐trained!	
  

Oh,	
  uh,	
  wow.	
  Really?	
  
Here's	
  Hopeful.	
  

Hopeful:	
  I'm	
  a	
  Pleasure	
  Sim.	
  How	
  come	
  you	
  sent	
  me	
  to	
  college?	
  

Sim	
  Goddess:	
  Because	
  I	
  have	
  to	
  get	
  you	
  married.	
  And	
  besides,	
  what,	
  you	
  wanted	
  to	
  stay	
  home	
  and	
  be	
  
cannon	
  fodder?	
  
Hopeful	
  spontaneously	
  gets	
  everyone	
  doing	
  the	
  Smustle	
  un>l	
  they	
  s>nk.	
  
Uh-­‐oh.	
  This	
  could	
  be	
  trouble.	
  Abner	
  and	
  his	
  brother	
  Mor>mer	
  both	
  think	
  the	
  same	
  girl	
  is	
  hot.	
  And	
  
Abner's	
  trying	
  to	
  date	
  the	
  other	
  girl,	
  too!	
  
Vanessa	
  Pedersen	
  le+	
  her	
  first	
  date	
  with	
  Abner	
  claiming	
  that	
  he	
  failed	
  to	
  meet	
  her	
  needs.	
  But	
  I	
  don't	
  see	
  
how	
  he	
  could	
  have	
  met	
  this	
  need.	
  There	
  are	
  some	
  things	
  that	
  you	
  have	
  to	
  do	
  alone.	
  
Mor>mer's	
  Mom	
  called	
  him	
  right	
  in	
  the	
  middle	
  of	
  his	
  first	
  date.	
  I	
  kid	
  you	
  not.	
  Hey,	
  Rosie,	
  I'm	
  trying	
  to	
  get	
  
your	
  kid	
  married	
  off-­‐-­‐don't	
  be	
  so	
  overprotec>ve.	
  
There's	
  nothing	
  like	
  shared	
  disgust	
  to	
  bring	
  people	
  closer	
  together.	
  
Shane,	
  their	
  Dad,	
  keeps	
  showing	
  up	
  spontaneously.	
  Either	
  he	
  really	
  misses	
  them,	
  or	
  he's	
  making	
  a	
  break	
  
from	
  the	
  house.	
  Not	
  surprising,	
  considering	
  that	
  he's	
  been	
  up	
  to	
  his	
  knees	
  in	
  diapers	
  and	
  po]es	
  and	
  
liWerboxes	
  for	
  years,	
  poor	
  man.	
  I	
  was	
  afraid	
  when	
  Rosie	
  began	
  da>ng	
  him	
  that	
  he	
  might	
  be	
  a	
  problem,	
  
but	
  he's	
  been	
  extra-­‐nice	
  and	
  helpful	
  all	
  these	
  years.	
  I	
  really	
  regret	
  that	
  he's	
  eventually	
  going	
  to	
  have	
  to	
  
die.	
  	
  

There	
  he	
  is,	
  checking	
  up	
  on	
  Mor>mer's	
  new	
  girlfriend.	
  Is	
  doing	
  a	
  good	
  school	
  cheer	
  a	
  marital	
  
qualifica>on?	
  
Awww!	
  Blue	
  rings!	
  They're	
  both	
  happy!	
  And	
  Mort	
  didn't	
  even	
  have	
  to	
  leave	
  the	
  dorm	
  to	
  find	
  his	
  future	
  
wife,	
  Edith	
  Gast.	
  (He's	
  quite	
  shy.)	
  They're	
  both	
  knowledge	
  sims,	
  so	
  they	
  ought	
  to	
  get	
  along	
  well,	
  even	
  
when	
  Mor>mer.	
  .	
  .	
  but	
  excuse	
  me,	
  I'm	
  ge]ng	
  ahead	
  of	
  myself.	
  
I	
  think	
  the	
  parental	
  supervision	
  here	
  verges	
  on	
  the	
  creepy.	
  If	
  it	
  isn't	
  Rosie	
  calling	
  during	
  Mor>mer's	
  first	
  
date,	
  it's	
  Shane	
  showing	
  up	
  and	
  checking	
  out	
  Mort's	
  young	
  lady	
  at	
  the	
  dorm,	
  or	
  "just	
  happening"	
  to	
  be	
  in	
  
the	
  nightclub	
  the	
  evening	
  Abner	
  gets	
  serious.	
  You'll	
  no>ce	
  that	
  Abner	
  was	
  not	
  fooling	
  around.	
  Those	
  liWle	
  
sparkly	
  flowers	
  are	
  love	
  po>on.	
  
And	
  the	
  matchmaker	
  sells	
  the	
  real	
  deal-­‐-­‐she	
  falls	
  in	
  love!	
  Actually,	
  love	
  po>on	
  doesn't	
  work	
  very	
  well	
  if	
  
the	
  couple	
  don't	
  already	
  know	
  each	
  other	
  and	
  aren't	
  already	
  aWracted.	
  I've	
  had	
  Sims	
  swig	
  it	
  like	
  milk	
  to	
  
no	
  avail.	
  
Even	
  as	
  he	
  falls	
  in	
  love,	
  Abner	
  pauses	
  to	
  make	
  fun	
  of	
  Mr.	
  Big.	
  What	
  a	
  mean	
  guy!	
  One	
  nice	
  point!	
  
But	
  he	
  was	
  falling	
  in	
  love.	
  He	
  and	
  Vanessa	
  are	
  both	
  Fortune	
  Sims,	
  so	
  they	
  will	
  get	
  along	
  preWy	
  well,	
  too.	
  
His	
  LTW	
  is	
  to	
  have	
  six	
  pets	
  reach	
  the	
  top	
  of	
  their	
  careers-­‐-­‐-­‐don't	
  know	
  if	
  his	
  parents'	
  cats	
  count.	
  
Remington	
  Harris	
  falls	
  for	
  our	
  heiress	
  like	
  a	
  ton	
  of	
  bricks.	
  .	
  .	
  
.	
  .	
  .	
  but	
  tries	
  to	
  play	
  it	
  cool.	
  Let's	
  face	
  it,	
  he	
  was	
  an	
  easy	
  target-­‐-­‐he's	
  her	
  best	
  friend	
  and	
  he's	
  known	
  her	
  
since	
  she	
  was	
  in	
  diapers.	
  
And	
  they	
  sing	
  karaoke.	
  
Now	
  this	
  is	
  creepy.	
  Now	
  I	
  know	
  Shane	
  is	
  stalking	
  his	
  kids.	
  Can	
  you	
  make	
  him	
  out,	
  hiding	
  behind	
  the	
  
maitre	
  d'?	
  Shane	
  and	
  Rosie	
  are	
  the	
  most	
  overprotec>ve	
  parents	
  I've	
  ever	
  seen.	
  Remington	
  has	
  the	
  sense	
  
to	
  keep	
  his	
  smooch	
  thoughts	
  to	
  himself	
  while	
  Daisie	
  Mae	
  sneaks	
  out,	
  unno>ced.	
  
Hopeful	
  works	
  on	
  her	
  charisma.	
  .	
  .very	
  much	
  needed	
  if	
  she's	
  going	
  to	
  go	
  on	
  fi+y	
  first	
  dates,	
  because	
  she's	
  
a	
  mean	
  liWle	
  cuss.	
  
Hopeful	
  hits	
  the	
  nightlife	
  for	
  the	
  first	
  >me	
  at	
  the	
  Crypt	
  O'Night	
  Club.	
  .	
  .	
  
.	
  .	
  .	
  and	
  who's	
  there	
  having	
  cocktails?	
  Right.	
  It's	
  Mom.	
  Rosie,	
  who	
  hasn't	
  le+	
  the	
  house	
  in	
  the	
  Sim	
  
equivalent	
  of	
  about	
  twenty	
  years	
  and	
  who's	
  only	
  been	
  Downtown	
  three	
  >mes.	
  This	
  is	
  not	
  fooling	
  anyone,	
  
guys.	
  
Mor>mer:	
  You	
  do	
  realize,	
  of	
  course,	
  that	
  Edith	
  here	
  is	
  engaged	
  to	
  me?	
  

For	
  some	
  reason,	
  at	
  least	
  three	
  of	
  the	
  Goodytwoshoes	
  boys	
  think	
  Edith	
  is	
  really	
  hot.	
  In	
  the	
  case	
  of	
  Abijah,	
  
it	
  seems	
  to	
  be	
  mutual.	
  I've	
  actually	
  changed	
  his	
  turn	
  offs	
  to	
  include	
  blonde	
  hair,	
  but	
  it's	
  not	
  much	
  use.	
  .	
  .	
  I	
  
suspect	
  they	
  are	
  aWracted	
  to	
  girls	
  like-­‐-­‐shudder-­‐-­‐Mom.	
  Ik.	
  
It's	
  a	
  recurring	
  theme,	
  isn't	
  it?	
  Hey,	
  Dad,	
  I	
  just	
  got	
  here!	
  Go	
  home!	
  
Maybe	
  Hopeful	
  does	
  need	
  a	
  liWle	
  supervision.	
  Didn't	
  anybody	
  tell	
  her	
  it's	
  dangerous	
  to	
  make	
  friends	
  with	
  
vampires?	
  
Hey,	
  what's	
  this	
  guy	
  doing	
  in	
  the	
  girl's	
  shower!	
  Get	
  out	
  of	
  there!	
  
Oh.	
  You	
  just	
  joined	
  the	
  secret	
  society,	
  Daisie	
  Mae.	
  

Daisie	
  Mae:	
  Can	
  I	
  finish	
  my	
  shower	
  now?	
  
Oh	
  my	
  goodness,	
  Hopeful!	
  Your	
  mother	
  would	
  kill	
  you	
  if	
  she	
  saw	
  your	
  new	
  clothes!	
  

Hopeful:	
  Hey,	
  thanks!	
  

It	
  wasn't	
  a	
  compliment!	
  

Hopeful	
  celebrated	
  finishing	
  sophomore	
  year	
  by	
  going	
  on	
  her	
  first	
  date.	
  She	
  was	
  fixed	
  up	
  with	
  Mr.	
  Big,	
  
whom	
  she	
  can't	
  marry	
  if	
  I	
  plan	
  to	
  move	
  her	
  back	
  home.	
  But	
  she	
  doesn't	
  care,	
  since	
  all	
  she	
  wants	
  is	
  fi+y	
  
first	
  dates.	
  Next!	
  
Hopeful	
  really	
  gets	
  life	
  started	
  as	
  a	
  Pleasure	
  Sim.	
  Two	
  first	
  dates	
  down;	
  only	
  forty-­‐eight	
  more	
  to	
  go.	
  
Mor>mer	
  maxes	
  out	
  his	
  logic	
  points.	
  Geekdom	
  on	
  parade.	
  
Sam	
  gets	
  engaged	
  to,	
  um,	
  I	
  forget	
  her	
  name.	
  Julie,	
  that's	
  right.	
  A	
  family	
  sim,	
  so	
  she's	
  not	
  likely	
  to	
  bail	
  at	
  
the	
  last	
  minute.	
  
Abijah:	
  Soooo,	
  Karen,	
  how'd	
  you	
  like	
  to	
  live	
  life	
  in	
  the	
  Sim	
  Bin?	
  
Abijah:	
  Yeah!	
  It	
  was	
  a	
  surprise	
  engagement	
  to	
  me,	
  too!	
  
I'm	
  sorry	
  to	
  say	
  that	
  she	
  said	
  no,	
  however,	
  and	
  Sam	
  collapsed	
  bleeding	
  into	
  his	
  chili	
  con	
  carne.	
  

Well,	
  not	
  exactly,	
  but	
  he	
  was	
  disappointed.	
  .	
  .	
  and	
  all	
  out	
  of	
  love	
  po>on.	
  
And	
  perhaps	
  this	
  is	
  why.	
  .	
  .	
  yet	
  another	
  Townie	
  with	
  a	
  weird	
  crush	
  on	
  the	
  elderly	
  cafeteria	
  worker.	
  
She	
  changed	
  her	
  mind	
  and	
  went	
  happily	
  off	
  sprou>ng	
  blue	
  rings	
  while	
  Abijah	
  simultaneously	
  fell	
  in	
  love	
  
and	
  went	
  off	
  to	
  bus	
  tables.	
  He's	
  one	
  of	
  the	
  hyper-­‐>dy	
  ones	
  in	
  the	
  family-­‐-­‐ten	
  neat	
  points.	
  
Meanwhile,	
  Hopeful	
  and	
  Daisie	
  Mae	
  each	
  moved	
  out.	
  Hopeful	
  moved	
  into	
  a	
  dorm	
  next	
  to	
  Tri-­‐Var,	
  got	
  a	
  
salon	
  chair,	
  and	
  began	
  giving	
  free	
  makeovers.	
  

Hopeful:	
  Aw,	
  c'mon,	
  Robin,	
  what	
  can	
  it	
  hurt?	
  I	
  can't	
  make	
  you	
  look	
  any	
  worse!	
  
Powder	
  puff	
  aWack!	
  
Uh.	
  .	
  .	
  it's.	
  .	
  .	
  cheerful,	
  don't	
  you	
  think?	
  
Luckily	
  we	
  have	
  a	
  special	
  free	
  rate	
  for	
  free	
  makeovers	
  gone	
  disastrously	
  wrong.	
  
It's	
  all	
  about	
  product.	
  Lots	
  and	
  lots	
  of	
  product!	
  
See?	
  I	
  made	
  you	
  look	
  like	
  my	
  mom!	
  Doesn't	
  everybody	
  want	
  to	
  look	
  like	
  my	
  mom?	
  
I'm	
  already	
  bored	
  with	
  the	
  first	
  makeover	
  I	
  gave	
  you,	
  Amar.	
  Let	
  me	
  make	
  you	
  over	
  again.	
  
Well,	
  of	
  course	
  I'm	
  interested	
  in	
  fashion!	
  Duh!	
  
Daisie	
  Mae	
  moved	
  into	
  her	
  mom's	
  old	
  dorm,	
  and	
  Rosie's	
  pal	
  Dominic	
  the	
  Llama	
  Guy	
  danced	
  on	
  air	
  with	
  
sheer	
  delight.	
  Why	
  wouldn't	
  he	
  be	
  delighted?	
  He	
  can't	
  move	
  in	
  with	
  one	
  of	
  my	
  heiresses,	
  but	
  like	
  Peter	
  
Pan,	
  he'll	
  never	
  grow	
  old.	
  Meanwhile,	
  Daisie	
  Mae	
  found	
  1)	
  a	
  fruit	
  punch	
  keg	
  2)	
  an	
  energizer	
  with	
  one	
  
bulb	
  le+	
  3)	
  several	
  disgus>ng	
  dirty	
  dishes,	
  le+	
  over	
  from	
  when	
  Mom	
  lived	
  there.	
  
Uh,	
  Daisie	
  Mae?	
  Not	
  only	
  does	
  your	
  own	
  fiance	
  have	
  to	
  work	
  as	
  your	
  maid,	
  you	
  also	
  have	
  to	
  make	
  him	
  
clean	
  up	
  from	
  your	
  mom's	
  gradua>on	
  party?	
  

"What?	
  I	
  pay	
  him!"	
  

Yes,	
  but	
  you	
  don't	
  >p	
  him.	
  
Hi,	
  there,	
  Mor>mer!	
  Tell	
  your	
  sister	
  I'm	
  going	
  to	
  kill	
  her	
  for	
  what	
  she	
  did	
  to	
  me,	
  OK?	
  
Wow!	
  Are	
  you	
  the	
  girl	
  giving	
  all	
  those	
  free	
  makeovers?	
  Can	
  I	
  have	
  like,	
  you	
  know,	
  a	
  hat?	
  
Hopeful:	
  You	
  sure	
  came	
  to	
  the	
  right	
  place!	
  Although	
  I'm	
  not	
  sure	
  what	
  we're	
  going	
  to	
  do	
  about	
  that	
  
nose	
  .	
  .	
  .	
  
I	
  think	
  this	
  should	
  draw	
  aWen>on	
  away	
  from	
  it	
  nicely.	
  
Mor>mer:	
  No,	
  lady,	
  I	
  just	
  want	
  to	
  write	
  my	
  term	
  paper.	
  I	
  don't	
  want	
  to	
  do	
  the	
  chicken	
  dance.	
  .	
  .	
  
.	
  .	
  .and	
  I	
  certainly	
  don't	
  want	
  to	
  do	
  anything	
  involving	
  handcuffs.	
  
"Edith?	
  Edith's	
  a	
  member	
  of	
  some	
  Society	
  with	
  that	
  thing	
  in	
  back	
  of	
  me?	
  And	
  we've	
  been	
  engaged	
  for	
  
two	
  years	
  and	
  I	
  didn't	
  know?"	
  

Actually,	
  Mor>mer	
  got	
  quietly	
  into	
  his	
  blazer	
  and	
  went	
  over	
  to	
  kiss	
  Edith.	
  No	
  ques>ons	
  asked.	
  He's	
  so	
  
sweet.	
  
This	
  guy	
  in	
  the	
  mohawk	
  Hopeful	
  is	
  with	
  looks	
  iden>cal	
  to,	
  but	
  isn't	
  the	
  same	
  guy	
  as	
  the	
  other	
  guy	
  in	
  the	
  
mohawk.	
  Three	
  dates	
  down,	
  forty-­‐seven	
  to	
  go.	
  
OK,	
  Daisie	
  Mae,	
  it's	
  >me	
  you	
  started	
  dressing	
  like	
  the	
  Goodytwoshoes	
  heiress.	
  And	
  you	
  know	
  what	
  that	
  
means.	
  .	
  .	
  

"No!	
  Not	
  the	
  crinoline	
  skirt!"	
  

Yes.	
  Your	
  mom	
  had	
  to	
  wear	
  the	
  black	
  and	
  white	
  one	
  and	
  cat's	
  eye	
  glasses:	
  count	
  your	
  blessings.	
  

(You	
  can	
  find	
  it,	
  along	
  with	
  a	
  lot	
  of	
  other	
  nice	
  retro	
  clothes,	
  on	
  allaboutstyle.com.	
  The	
  black	
  and	
  whites	
  
are	
  on	
  modthesims	
  under	
  Retroville.)	
  
The	
  life	
  of	
  an	
  heiress.	
  It's	
  all	
  about	
  skilling.	
  
And	
  maxing	
  your	
  skills,	
  in	
  this	
  case	
  your	
  logic	
  skill.	
  If	
  you	
  don't	
  become	
  a	
  Mad	
  Scien>st	
  fast,	
  it	
  won't	
  be	
  
my	
  fault.	
  
Poor	
  Remington.	
  Not	
  only	
  do	
  you	
  work	
  as	
  your	
  fiance's	
  maid,	
  not	
  only	
  doesn't	
  she	
  >p	
  you,	
  plus	
  which	
  
there	
  is	
  no	
  WooHoo	
  because	
  she's	
  the	
  Squeaky	
  Clean	
  heiress;	
  you	
  get	
  trapped	
  in	
  the	
  girl's	
  bathroom,	
  
have	
  to	
  be	
  pulled	
  out,	
  and	
  then	
  walk	
  through	
  a	
  plate-­‐glass	
  window.	
  I	
  do	
  hope	
  you're	
  not	
  ge]ng	
  glitched.	
  
With	
  the	
  ample	
  funds	
  from	
  almost	
  three	
  years	
  of	
  4.0s,	
  Daisie	
  Mae	
  acquires	
  a	
  floral	
  sta>on.	
  

"You've	
  been	
  reading	
  up	
  about	
  snapdragons,	
  haven't	
  you?"	
  

"Start	
  working."	
  
And	
  Daisie	
  Mae	
  gets	
  her	
  bronze	
  talent	
  badge	
  in	
  prac>cally	
  no	
  >me.	
  

"These	
  heels	
  are	
  killing	
  me."	
  

Keep	
  working.	
  
Abner	
  went	
  to	
  the	
  pet	
  park	
  in	
  the	
  middle	
  of	
  the	
  night,	
  in	
  hopes	
  of	
  mee>ng	
  a	
  nice,	
  cuddly	
  wolf.	
  
Instead.	
  .	
  .there's	
  Mom	
  hanging	
  around	
  the	
  restrooms	
  at	
  4	
  am	
  and	
  thinking	
  improper	
  thoughts	
  about	
  
Stephen	
  Stotch-­‐-­‐	
  
Who	
  meanwhile	
  decided	
  to	
  "admire"	
  Abner.	
  

"No	
  way,	
  buddy.	
  No	
  way,	
  no	
  how."	
  

You	
  could	
  have	
  been	
  politer	
  about	
  it.	
  
Being	
  a	
  member	
  of	
  the	
  Landgrabb	
  Society	
  isn't	
  all	
  that	
  great.	
  They	
  don't	
  clean	
  up	
  a+er	
  themselves	
  and	
  
plug	
  up	
  the	
  toilet.	
  Mor>mer	
  fixed	
  it	
  in	
  no	
  >me,	
  but	
  I	
  think	
  he	
  was	
  annoyed.	
  
Abijah	
  killing	
  >me	
  before	
  an	
  exam.	
  He's	
  got	
  nothing	
  to	
  worry	
  about-­‐-­‐and	
  in	
  fact,	
  he	
  pulled	
  another	
  A+.	
  
Abijah	
  changed	
  aspira>on	
  a+er	
  sophomore	
  year	
  and	
  came	
  out	
  as	
  a	
  Fortune	
  Sim	
  like	
  Abner.	
  It	
  suits	
  him,	
  
actually.	
  Mean	
  liWle	
  cuss.	
  Most	
  of	
  my	
  "nice"	
  Goodytwoshoes	
  are	
  Cancers	
  and	
  most	
  of	
  my	
  "nasty"	
  ones	
  
are	
  Scorpios,	
  but	
  at	
  least	
  the	
  Scorpios	
  are	
  hard	
  working,	
  >dy,	
  and	
  they	
  juggle.	
  
Here's	
  a	
  biWer	
  pill:	
  on	
  a	
  date	
  with	
  Edith,	
  Mor>mer	
  kept	
  rolling	
  the	
  want	
  to	
  WooHoo	
  with	
  Edith,	
  first	
  
WooHoo	
  with	
  Edith.	
  .	
  .he	
  must	
  have	
  read	
  the	
  fine	
  print	
  of	
  my	
  Squeaky	
  Clean	
  Legacy	
  and	
  discovered	
  that	
  
non-­‐heirs	
  are	
  ok	
  to	
  do	
  WooHoo	
  on	
  community	
  lots	
  or	
  on	
  lots	
  belonging	
  to	
  other	
  Sims,	
  because	
  one	
  of	
  his	
  
fears	
  was	
  that	
  Edith	
  wouldn't	
  agree	
  to	
  WooHoo	
  in	
  the	
  photo	
  booth.	
  Then	
  he	
  asked	
  her	
  what	
  she	
  wanted	
  
and	
  she	
  said	
  "WooHoo	
  with	
  Mor>mer."	
  

I	
  decided	
  to	
  let	
  him	
  wait	
  >ll	
  he	
  was	
  married	
  and	
  he's	
  very	
  cross	
  now.	
  And	
  it	
  didn't	
  come	
  out	
  as	
  a	
  dream	
  
date	
  either,	
  poor	
  thing.	
  
There's	
  nothing	
  unusual	
  in	
  a	
  cow	
  mascot	
  shocking	
  an	
  elderly	
  caferia	
  worker.	
  The	
  real	
  shock	
  is	
  that	
  it	
  took	
  
him	
  almost	
  three	
  years	
  to	
  get	
  here	
  and	
  start	
  causing	
  trouble.	
  
Hopeful	
  says	
  the	
  whole	
  point	
  of	
  being	
  a	
  sorority	
  member	
  is	
  so	
  you	
  can	
  invite	
  them	
  over	
  and	
  do	
  
makeovers.	
  
BriWany	
  Upsnot	
  looks	
  a	
  liWle	
  less	
  snoWy.	
  
Tiffany	
  Sampson	
  gets	
  glamorized.	
  
Here's	
  Hopeful	
  off	
  for	
  another	
  ou>ng	
  with	
  Mr.	
  Big.	
  I	
  don't	
  know	
  if	
  the	
  expression	
  on	
  her	
  face	
  is	
  because	
  
she	
  knows	
  it	
  will	
  be	
  a	
  dull	
  event	
  with	
  the	
  usual	
  suspects,	
  or	
  because	
  she	
  hates	
  the	
  new	
  retro	
  top	
  I	
  made	
  
her	
  buy.	
  
Oh,	
  dear.	
  Hopeful	
  really	
  doesn't	
  know	
  it's	
  dangerous	
  to	
  get	
  friendly	
  with	
  vampires.	
  
I	
  know	
  this	
  looks	
  as	
  though	
  Count	
  Jihoon	
  is	
  carrying	
  her	
  off,	
  but	
  it's	
  really	
  all	
  Hopeful's	
  idea.	
  
Bad,	
  bad	
  Hopeful.	
  
Count	
  Jihoon's	
  a	
  bit	
  of	
  an	
  innocent,	
  really.	
  Here	
  Hopeful	
  dosed	
  herself	
  up	
  with	
  love	
  po>on	
  before	
  
proposing,	
  and	
  she's	
  just	
  asked	
  what	
  he	
  wants.	
  And	
  what	
  he	
  wants	
  is	
  to	
  have	
  a	
  party,	
  although	
  he's	
  
clearly	
  thinking	
  about	
  kissing	
  her-­‐-­‐or	
  something.	
  
Bingo!	
  Engaged!	
  And	
  Hopeful	
  immediately	
  calls	
  the	
  taxi,	
  driving	
  away	
  seconds	
  before	
  Count	
  Jihoon	
  
remembers	
  to	
  try	
  to	
  bite	
  her.	
  

I'm	
  sure	
  Rosie,	
  Hopeful's	
  mother,	
  would	
  think	
  of	
  bi>ng	
  as	
  something	
  you	
  wait	
  for	
  un>l	
  you're	
  married.	
  
And	
  it's	
  tricky	
  to	
  get	
  through	
  University	
  as	
  a	
  vampire.	
  So	
  she'll	
  be	
  doing	
  her	
  partying	
  during	
  the	
  day>me	
  
and	
  calling	
  Count	
  Jihoon	
  at	
  night	
  to	
  chat-­‐-­‐and	
  keeping	
  her	
  door	
  locked.	
  
Mor>mer	
  gets	
  a	
  bronze	
  talent	
  badge.	
  He	
  and	
  Sam	
  are	
  total	
  math	
  and	
  science	
  nerds,	
  so	
  this	
  made	
  him	
  
very	
  happy.	
  
Geeky	
  Knowledge	
  Sims	
  skilling	
  like	
  mad:	
  Mor>mer	
  making	
  robots,	
  Sam	
  behind	
  him	
  fooling	
  around	
  with	
  
the	
  telescope,	
  and	
  Edith	
  playing	
  with	
  the	
  toy	
  robot	
  Mor>mer	
  made	
  and	
  Sam	
  repaired.	
  
Mor>mer	
  follows	
  family	
  tradi>on	
  and	
  his	
  own	
  habit	
  of	
  growing	
  up	
  when	
  freshly	
  off	
  the	
  toilet.	
  
Mor>mer,	
  the	
  eldest	
  born	
  and	
  first	
  to	
  graduate,	
  kisses	
  his	
  mom.	
  
Hawkins,	
  the	
  youngest	
  brother,	
  arrives	
  and	
  takes	
  up	
  his	
  posi>on	
  as	
  placeholder	
  in.	
  .	
  .	
  riding	
  boots	
  and	
  
breeches?	
  What	
  on	
  earth	
  has	
  he	
  got	
  in	
  mind?	
  
Evidently,	
  he	
  thinks	
  he's	
  something	
  else-­‐-­‐and	
  he	
  seems	
  to	
  be	
  another	
  one	
  of	
  the	
  family's	
  spontaneous	
  
jugglers.	
  This	
  usually	
  goes	
  along	
  with	
  meanness	
  and	
  Hawkins	
  is	
  no	
  excep>on.	
  
Daisie	
  Mae	
  dreams	
  of	
  the	
  Energizer,	
  o+en	
  with	
  a	
  red	
  X	
  through	
  it.	
  I'm	
  sure	
  she's	
  >red	
  of	
  skilling	
  and	
  
energizing,	
  skilling	
  and	
  energizing,	
  but	
  hopefully	
  it	
  will	
  pay	
  off.	
  
And	
  she	
  earns	
  a	
  >dy	
  sum	
  with	
  her	
  floral	
  cra+ing	
  sta>on,	
  though	
  the	
  backwards	
  simolean	
  glyph	
  looks	
  
ominous-­‐-­‐like	
  nega>ve	
  money.	
  
Hopeful's	
  working	
  hard	
  with	
  her	
  talent,	
  too.	
  

"Hey,	
  I	
  look	
  like	
  the	
  Fonz!"	
  
At	
  last.	
  Daisie	
  Mae	
  graduates	
  wih	
  honors	
  and	
  as	
  a	
  Knowledge	
  Sim,	
  gets	
  a	
  whopping	
  aspira>on	
  boost.	
  
I	
  just	
  graduated	
  summa	
  cum	
  laude	
  in	
  biology,	
  Remington.	
  I	
  know	
  what	
  I'm	
  doing.	
  
Ah,	
  parents.	
  What	
  they	
  don't	
  see.	
  .	
  .	
  
.	
  .	
  .won't	
  hurt	
  them,	
  right?	
  
Daisie	
  Mae	
  has	
  a	
  nice	
  pillow	
  fight	
  with	
  her	
  father.	
  You	
  can	
  see	
  the	
  happy	
  expression,	
  especially	
  in	
  her	
  
eyes.	
  Hope	
  she	
  enjoys	
  it,	
  because	
  once	
  she's	
  back	
  in	
  the	
  Legacy	
  House,	
  it's	
  more	
  working	
  and	
  skilling,	
  all	
  
the	
  >me.	
  
This	
  pose	
  looks	
  a	
  lot	
  cleaner-­‐-­‐or	
  Squeaky	
  Cleaner-­‐-­‐when	
  Daisie	
  Mae	
  does	
  it,but	
  it's	
  s>ll	
  the	
  kind	
  of	
  thing	
  
that	
  aWracts	
  stares.	
  
Hopeful	
  con>nues	
  to	
  work	
  on	
  her	
  silver	
  hairdressing	
  badge,	
  this	
  >me	
  on	
  Castor	
  Nova-­‐-­‐	
  
And	
  things	
  don't	
  go	
  too	
  well.	
  
"You	
  beWer	
  fix	
  this!"	
  
Not	
  an	
  improvement,	
  in	
  my	
  opinion.	
  
Hopeful	
  did	
  a	
  much	
  nicer	
  job	
  on	
  Daisie	
  Mae.	
  Daisie	
  Mae	
  won't	
  wear	
  makeup,	
  but	
  a	
  new,	
  so+er	
  haircut	
  
seemed	
  to	
  go	
  with	
  her	
  new	
  clothing.	
  Hopeful	
  will	
  be	
  taking	
  the	
  salon	
  chair	
  back	
  with	
  her.	
  
And	
  Hopeful	
  couldn't	
  be	
  bothered	
  to	
  have	
  a	
  gradua>on	
  party-­‐-­‐she's	
  exploding	
  the	
  dust	
  off	
  her	
  feet	
  and	
  
ge]n'	
  outa	
  there.	
  That	
  pink	
  gooey	
  liWle	
  house	
  back	
  in	
  Pleasantview	
  won't	
  know	
  what	
  hit	
  it!	
  

Stay	
  tuned	
  as	
  the	
  Squeaky	
  Clean	
  Legacy	
  takes	
  a	
  drama>c	
  turn!	
  

Frighteningly	
  adorable	
  cat	
  on	
  the	
  cover	
  by	
  Pusheen.	
  

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The Squeaky Clean Legacy, Chapter Three

  • 1. The Squeaky Clean Legacy By Professor Butters Chapter Three—University Days
  • 2. When  we  last  le+  our  Squeaky  Clean  legacy,  six  of  the  Goodytwoshoes  kids-­‐-­‐Mor>mer,  Abner,  Daisie   Mae,  Abijah,  Sam,  and  Hopeful,  had  been  sent  to  University,  leaving  the  seventh-­‐-­‐Hawkins-­‐-­‐at  home.   Let's  review  the  Squeaky  Clean  rules,  shall  we?  Only  girls  inherit.  There  is  only  marital  WooHoo,  and  only   Try  For  Baby.  Non-­‐heirs  don't  have  it  quite  so  tough,  but  they  cannot  fool  around  on  the  Legacy  lot  (or   we'd  have  no  pla>num  Romance  graves,  would  we?)  And  everything  has  to  be  cute.  Painfully  cute.   (Check  out  the  Legacy  lot,  which  looks  like  Pepto-­‐Bismol  got  spilled  somewhere.)  
  • 3. Here's  Mor>mer  and  Abner,  the  oldest  two  Goodytwoshoes  kids,  working  out  in  the  gym  where  their   parents  met.  Mor>mer's  even  wearing  the  same  sweats  as  his  Dad.  Hey,  what's  good  enough  for  Mom   and  Dad  is  good  enough  for  them.  
  • 4. Omigawwwd.  Poor  Sam.  You  grew  up  well,  but  into  hideous  clothes.  And  you're  the  one  with  nice  points,   too!  We've  got  to  get  you  some  more  decent  clothing.  
  • 5. And  Abijah's  not  much  beWer.  We'll  definitely  have  to  do  something  about  that.  
  • 6. Sam:  Thank  you.   Me:  It's  nothing.  I  promised  your  Mom  that  we  would  get  you  married,  you  know.  
  • 7. While  he  was  out,  Sam  bought  a  matching  ou[it  in  a  different  color  for  Abijah.  Hopefully  their   Doublemint  cuteness  will  bowl  over  the  chicks  on  campus,  cause  I  am  ge]ng  them  through  college,   marrying  them  off  to  sa>sfy  their  annoying  mom's  LTW,  and  then  never  playing  them  again.  Shane  just   wants  three  kids  to  graduate,  but  nooo,  Rosie  has  to  have  six  married  kids.  
  • 8. Sam:  Yessir,  we're  as  cute  as  an  ice-­‐cream  sundae,  ladies.  Any  takers?  
  • 9. Daisie  Mae:  And  everyone  in  my  family  gets  poWy-­‐trained!   Oh,  uh,  wow.  Really?  
  • 10. Here's  Hopeful.   Hopeful:  I'm  a  Pleasure  Sim.  How  come  you  sent  me  to  college?   Sim  Goddess:  Because  I  have  to  get  you  married.  And  besides,  what,  you  wanted  to  stay  home  and  be   cannon  fodder?  
  • 11. Hopeful  spontaneously  gets  everyone  doing  the  Smustle  un>l  they  s>nk.  
  • 12. Uh-­‐oh.  This  could  be  trouble.  Abner  and  his  brother  Mor>mer  both  think  the  same  girl  is  hot.  And   Abner's  trying  to  date  the  other  girl,  too!  
  • 13. Vanessa  Pedersen  le+  her  first  date  with  Abner  claiming  that  he  failed  to  meet  her  needs.  But  I  don't  see   how  he  could  have  met  this  need.  There  are  some  things  that  you  have  to  do  alone.  
  • 14. Mor>mer's  Mom  called  him  right  in  the  middle  of  his  first  date.  I  kid  you  not.  Hey,  Rosie,  I'm  trying  to  get   your  kid  married  off-­‐-­‐don't  be  so  overprotec>ve.  
  • 15. There's  nothing  like  shared  disgust  to  bring  people  closer  together.  
  • 16. Shane,  their  Dad,  keeps  showing  up  spontaneously.  Either  he  really  misses  them,  or  he's  making  a  break   from  the  house.  Not  surprising,  considering  that  he's  been  up  to  his  knees  in  diapers  and  po]es  and   liWerboxes  for  years,  poor  man.  I  was  afraid  when  Rosie  began  da>ng  him  that  he  might  be  a  problem,   but  he's  been  extra-­‐nice  and  helpful  all  these  years.  I  really  regret  that  he's  eventually  going  to  have  to   die.     There  he  is,  checking  up  on  Mor>mer's  new  girlfriend.  Is  doing  a  good  school  cheer  a  marital   qualifica>on?  
  • 17. Awww!  Blue  rings!  They're  both  happy!  And  Mort  didn't  even  have  to  leave  the  dorm  to  find  his  future   wife,  Edith  Gast.  (He's  quite  shy.)  They're  both  knowledge  sims,  so  they  ought  to  get  along  well,  even   when  Mor>mer.  .  .  but  excuse  me,  I'm  ge]ng  ahead  of  myself.  
  • 18. I  think  the  parental  supervision  here  verges  on  the  creepy.  If  it  isn't  Rosie  calling  during  Mor>mer's  first   date,  it's  Shane  showing  up  and  checking  out  Mort's  young  lady  at  the  dorm,  or  "just  happening"  to  be  in   the  nightclub  the  evening  Abner  gets  serious.  You'll  no>ce  that  Abner  was  not  fooling  around.  Those  liWle   sparkly  flowers  are  love  po>on.  
  • 19. And  the  matchmaker  sells  the  real  deal-­‐-­‐she  falls  in  love!  Actually,  love  po>on  doesn't  work  very  well  if   the  couple  don't  already  know  each  other  and  aren't  already  aWracted.  I've  had  Sims  swig  it  like  milk  to   no  avail.  
  • 20. Even  as  he  falls  in  love,  Abner  pauses  to  make  fun  of  Mr.  Big.  What  a  mean  guy!  One  nice  point!  
  • 21. But  he  was  falling  in  love.  He  and  Vanessa  are  both  Fortune  Sims,  so  they  will  get  along  preWy  well,  too.   His  LTW  is  to  have  six  pets  reach  the  top  of  their  careers-­‐-­‐-­‐don't  know  if  his  parents'  cats  count.  
  • 22. Remington  Harris  falls  for  our  heiress  like  a  ton  of  bricks.  .  .  
  • 23. .  .  .  but  tries  to  play  it  cool.  Let's  face  it,  he  was  an  easy  target-­‐-­‐he's  her  best  friend  and  he's  known  her   since  she  was  in  diapers.  
  • 24. And  they  sing  karaoke.  
  • 25. Now  this  is  creepy.  Now  I  know  Shane  is  stalking  his  kids.  Can  you  make  him  out,  hiding  behind  the   maitre  d'?  Shane  and  Rosie  are  the  most  overprotec>ve  parents  I've  ever  seen.  Remington  has  the  sense   to  keep  his  smooch  thoughts  to  himself  while  Daisie  Mae  sneaks  out,  unno>ced.  
  • 26. Hopeful  works  on  her  charisma.  .  .very  much  needed  if  she's  going  to  go  on  fi+y  first  dates,  because  she's   a  mean  liWle  cuss.  
  • 27. Hopeful  hits  the  nightlife  for  the  first  >me  at  the  Crypt  O'Night  Club.  .  .  
  • 28. .  .  .  and  who's  there  having  cocktails?  Right.  It's  Mom.  Rosie,  who  hasn't  le+  the  house  in  the  Sim   equivalent  of  about  twenty  years  and  who's  only  been  Downtown  three  >mes.  This  is  not  fooling  anyone,   guys.  
  • 29. Mor>mer:  You  do  realize,  of  course,  that  Edith  here  is  engaged  to  me?   For  some  reason,  at  least  three  of  the  Goodytwoshoes  boys  think  Edith  is  really  hot.  In  the  case  of  Abijah,   it  seems  to  be  mutual.  I've  actually  changed  his  turn  offs  to  include  blonde  hair,  but  it's  not  much  use.  .  .  I   suspect  they  are  aWracted  to  girls  like-­‐-­‐shudder-­‐-­‐Mom.  Ik.  
  • 30. It's  a  recurring  theme,  isn't  it?  Hey,  Dad,  I  just  got  here!  Go  home!  
  • 31. Maybe  Hopeful  does  need  a  liWle  supervision.  Didn't  anybody  tell  her  it's  dangerous  to  make  friends  with   vampires?  
  • 32. Hey,  what's  this  guy  doing  in  the  girl's  shower!  Get  out  of  there!  
  • 33. Oh.  You  just  joined  the  secret  society,  Daisie  Mae.   Daisie  Mae:  Can  I  finish  my  shower  now?  
  • 34. Oh  my  goodness,  Hopeful!  Your  mother  would  kill  you  if  she  saw  your  new  clothes!   Hopeful:  Hey,  thanks!   It  wasn't  a  compliment!   Hopeful  celebrated  finishing  sophomore  year  by  going  on  her  first  date.  She  was  fixed  up  with  Mr.  Big,   whom  she  can't  marry  if  I  plan  to  move  her  back  home.  But  she  doesn't  care,  since  all  she  wants  is  fi+y   first  dates.  Next!  
  • 35. Hopeful  really  gets  life  started  as  a  Pleasure  Sim.  Two  first  dates  down;  only  forty-­‐eight  more  to  go.  
  • 36. Mor>mer  maxes  out  his  logic  points.  Geekdom  on  parade.  
  • 37. Sam  gets  engaged  to,  um,  I  forget  her  name.  Julie,  that's  right.  A  family  sim,  so  she's  not  likely  to  bail  at   the  last  minute.  
  • 38. Abijah:  Soooo,  Karen,  how'd  you  like  to  live  life  in  the  Sim  Bin?  
  • 39. Abijah:  Yeah!  It  was  a  surprise  engagement  to  me,  too!  
  • 40. I'm  sorry  to  say  that  she  said  no,  however,  and  Sam  collapsed  bleeding  into  his  chili  con  carne.   Well,  not  exactly,  but  he  was  disappointed.  .  .  and  all  out  of  love  po>on.  
  • 41. And  perhaps  this  is  why.  .  .  yet  another  Townie  with  a  weird  crush  on  the  elderly  cafeteria  worker.  
  • 42. She  changed  her  mind  and  went  happily  off  sprou>ng  blue  rings  while  Abijah  simultaneously  fell  in  love   and  went  off  to  bus  tables.  He's  one  of  the  hyper-­‐>dy  ones  in  the  family-­‐-­‐ten  neat  points.  
  • 43. Meanwhile,  Hopeful  and  Daisie  Mae  each  moved  out.  Hopeful  moved  into  a  dorm  next  to  Tri-­‐Var,  got  a   salon  chair,  and  began  giving  free  makeovers.   Hopeful:  Aw,  c'mon,  Robin,  what  can  it  hurt?  I  can't  make  you  look  any  worse!  
  • 45. Uh.  .  .  it's.  .  .  cheerful,  don't  you  think?  
  • 46. Luckily  we  have  a  special  free  rate  for  free  makeovers  gone  disastrously  wrong.  
  • 47. It's  all  about  product.  Lots  and  lots  of  product!  
  • 48. See?  I  made  you  look  like  my  mom!  Doesn't  everybody  want  to  look  like  my  mom?  
  • 49. I'm  already  bored  with  the  first  makeover  I  gave  you,  Amar.  Let  me  make  you  over  again.  
  • 50. Well,  of  course  I'm  interested  in  fashion!  Duh!  
  • 51. Daisie  Mae  moved  into  her  mom's  old  dorm,  and  Rosie's  pal  Dominic  the  Llama  Guy  danced  on  air  with   sheer  delight.  Why  wouldn't  he  be  delighted?  He  can't  move  in  with  one  of  my  heiresses,  but  like  Peter   Pan,  he'll  never  grow  old.  Meanwhile,  Daisie  Mae  found  1)  a  fruit  punch  keg  2)  an  energizer  with  one   bulb  le+  3)  several  disgus>ng  dirty  dishes,  le+  over  from  when  Mom  lived  there.  
  • 52. Uh,  Daisie  Mae?  Not  only  does  your  own  fiance  have  to  work  as  your  maid,  you  also  have  to  make  him   clean  up  from  your  mom's  gradua>on  party?   "What?  I  pay  him!"   Yes,  but  you  don't  >p  him.  
  • 53. Hi,  there,  Mor>mer!  Tell  your  sister  I'm  going  to  kill  her  for  what  she  did  to  me,  OK?  
  • 54. Wow!  Are  you  the  girl  giving  all  those  free  makeovers?  Can  I  have  like,  you  know,  a  hat?  
  • 55. Hopeful:  You  sure  came  to  the  right  place!  Although  I'm  not  sure  what  we're  going  to  do  about  that   nose  .  .  .  
  • 56. I  think  this  should  draw  aWen>on  away  from  it  nicely.  
  • 57. Mor>mer:  No,  lady,  I  just  want  to  write  my  term  paper.  I  don't  want  to  do  the  chicken  dance.  .  .  
  • 58. .  .  .and  I  certainly  don't  want  to  do  anything  involving  handcuffs.  
  • 59. "Edith?  Edith's  a  member  of  some  Society  with  that  thing  in  back  of  me?  And  we've  been  engaged  for   two  years  and  I  didn't  know?"   Actually,  Mor>mer  got  quietly  into  his  blazer  and  went  over  to  kiss  Edith.  No  ques>ons  asked.  He's  so   sweet.  
  • 60. This  guy  in  the  mohawk  Hopeful  is  with  looks  iden>cal  to,  but  isn't  the  same  guy  as  the  other  guy  in  the   mohawk.  Three  dates  down,  forty-­‐seven  to  go.  
  • 61. OK,  Daisie  Mae,  it's  >me  you  started  dressing  like  the  Goodytwoshoes  heiress.  And  you  know  what  that   means.  .  .   "No!  Not  the  crinoline  skirt!"   Yes.  Your  mom  had  to  wear  the  black  and  white  one  and  cat's  eye  glasses:  count  your  blessings.   (You  can  find  it,  along  with  a  lot  of  other  nice  retro  clothes,  on  allaboutstyle.com.  The  black  and  whites   are  on  modthesims  under  Retroville.)  
  • 62. The  life  of  an  heiress.  It's  all  about  skilling.  
  • 63. And  maxing  your  skills,  in  this  case  your  logic  skill.  If  you  don't  become  a  Mad  Scien>st  fast,  it  won't  be   my  fault.  
  • 64. Poor  Remington.  Not  only  do  you  work  as  your  fiance's  maid,  not  only  doesn't  she  >p  you,  plus  which   there  is  no  WooHoo  because  she's  the  Squeaky  Clean  heiress;  you  get  trapped  in  the  girl's  bathroom,   have  to  be  pulled  out,  and  then  walk  through  a  plate-­‐glass  window.  I  do  hope  you're  not  ge]ng  glitched.  
  • 65. With  the  ample  funds  from  almost  three  years  of  4.0s,  Daisie  Mae  acquires  a  floral  sta>on.   "You've  been  reading  up  about  snapdragons,  haven't  you?"   "Start  working."  
  • 66. And  Daisie  Mae  gets  her  bronze  talent  badge  in  prac>cally  no  >me.   "These  heels  are  killing  me."   Keep  working.  
  • 67. Abner  went  to  the  pet  park  in  the  middle  of  the  night,  in  hopes  of  mee>ng  a  nice,  cuddly  wolf.   Instead.  .  .there's  Mom  hanging  around  the  restrooms  at  4  am  and  thinking  improper  thoughts  about   Stephen  Stotch-­‐-­‐  
  • 68. Who  meanwhile  decided  to  "admire"  Abner.   "No  way,  buddy.  No  way,  no  how."   You  could  have  been  politer  about  it.  
  • 69. Being  a  member  of  the  Landgrabb  Society  isn't  all  that  great.  They  don't  clean  up  a+er  themselves  and   plug  up  the  toilet.  Mor>mer  fixed  it  in  no  >me,  but  I  think  he  was  annoyed.  
  • 70. Abijah  killing  >me  before  an  exam.  He's  got  nothing  to  worry  about-­‐-­‐and  in  fact,  he  pulled  another  A+.   Abijah  changed  aspira>on  a+er  sophomore  year  and  came  out  as  a  Fortune  Sim  like  Abner.  It  suits  him,   actually.  Mean  liWle  cuss.  Most  of  my  "nice"  Goodytwoshoes  are  Cancers  and  most  of  my  "nasty"  ones   are  Scorpios,  but  at  least  the  Scorpios  are  hard  working,  >dy,  and  they  juggle.  
  • 71. Here's  a  biWer  pill:  on  a  date  with  Edith,  Mor>mer  kept  rolling  the  want  to  WooHoo  with  Edith,  first   WooHoo  with  Edith.  .  .he  must  have  read  the  fine  print  of  my  Squeaky  Clean  Legacy  and  discovered  that   non-­‐heirs  are  ok  to  do  WooHoo  on  community  lots  or  on  lots  belonging  to  other  Sims,  because  one  of  his   fears  was  that  Edith  wouldn't  agree  to  WooHoo  in  the  photo  booth.  Then  he  asked  her  what  she  wanted   and  she  said  "WooHoo  with  Mor>mer."   I  decided  to  let  him  wait  >ll  he  was  married  and  he's  very  cross  now.  And  it  didn't  come  out  as  a  dream   date  either,  poor  thing.  
  • 72. There's  nothing  unusual  in  a  cow  mascot  shocking  an  elderly  caferia  worker.  The  real  shock  is  that  it  took   him  almost  three  years  to  get  here  and  start  causing  trouble.  
  • 73. Hopeful  says  the  whole  point  of  being  a  sorority  member  is  so  you  can  invite  them  over  and  do   makeovers.  
  • 74. BriWany  Upsnot  looks  a  liWle  less  snoWy.  
  • 75. Tiffany  Sampson  gets  glamorized.  
  • 76. Here's  Hopeful  off  for  another  ou>ng  with  Mr.  Big.  I  don't  know  if  the  expression  on  her  face  is  because   she  knows  it  will  be  a  dull  event  with  the  usual  suspects,  or  because  she  hates  the  new  retro  top  I  made   her  buy.  
  • 77. Oh,  dear.  Hopeful  really  doesn't  know  it's  dangerous  to  get  friendly  with  vampires.  
  • 78. I  know  this  looks  as  though  Count  Jihoon  is  carrying  her  off,  but  it's  really  all  Hopeful's  idea.  
  • 80. Count  Jihoon's  a  bit  of  an  innocent,  really.  Here  Hopeful  dosed  herself  up  with  love  po>on  before   proposing,  and  she's  just  asked  what  he  wants.  And  what  he  wants  is  to  have  a  party,  although  he's   clearly  thinking  about  kissing  her-­‐-­‐or  something.  
  • 81. Bingo!  Engaged!  And  Hopeful  immediately  calls  the  taxi,  driving  away  seconds  before  Count  Jihoon   remembers  to  try  to  bite  her.   I'm  sure  Rosie,  Hopeful's  mother,  would  think  of  bi>ng  as  something  you  wait  for  un>l  you're  married.   And  it's  tricky  to  get  through  University  as  a  vampire.  So  she'll  be  doing  her  partying  during  the  day>me   and  calling  Count  Jihoon  at  night  to  chat-­‐-­‐and  keeping  her  door  locked.  
  • 82. Mor>mer  gets  a  bronze  talent  badge.  He  and  Sam  are  total  math  and  science  nerds,  so  this  made  him   very  happy.  
  • 83. Geeky  Knowledge  Sims  skilling  like  mad:  Mor>mer  making  robots,  Sam  behind  him  fooling  around  with   the  telescope,  and  Edith  playing  with  the  toy  robot  Mor>mer  made  and  Sam  repaired.  
  • 84. Mor>mer  follows  family  tradi>on  and  his  own  habit  of  growing  up  when  freshly  off  the  toilet.  
  • 85. Mor>mer,  the  eldest  born  and  first  to  graduate,  kisses  his  mom.  
  • 86. Hawkins,  the  youngest  brother,  arrives  and  takes  up  his  posi>on  as  placeholder  in.  .  .  riding  boots  and   breeches?  What  on  earth  has  he  got  in  mind?  
  • 87. Evidently,  he  thinks  he's  something  else-­‐-­‐and  he  seems  to  be  another  one  of  the  family's  spontaneous   jugglers.  This  usually  goes  along  with  meanness  and  Hawkins  is  no  excep>on.  
  • 88. Daisie  Mae  dreams  of  the  Energizer,  o+en  with  a  red  X  through  it.  I'm  sure  she's  >red  of  skilling  and   energizing,  skilling  and  energizing,  but  hopefully  it  will  pay  off.  
  • 89. And  she  earns  a  >dy  sum  with  her  floral  cra+ing  sta>on,  though  the  backwards  simolean  glyph  looks   ominous-­‐-­‐like  nega>ve  money.  
  • 90. Hopeful's  working  hard  with  her  talent,  too.   "Hey,  I  look  like  the  Fonz!"  
  • 91. At  last.  Daisie  Mae  graduates  wih  honors  and  as  a  Knowledge  Sim,  gets  a  whopping  aspira>on  boost.  
  • 92. I  just  graduated  summa  cum  laude  in  biology,  Remington.  I  know  what  I'm  doing.  
  • 93. Ah,  parents.  What  they  don't  see.  .  .  
  • 94. .  .  .won't  hurt  them,  right?  
  • 95. Daisie  Mae  has  a  nice  pillow  fight  with  her  father.  You  can  see  the  happy  expression,  especially  in  her   eyes.  Hope  she  enjoys  it,  because  once  she's  back  in  the  Legacy  House,  it's  more  working  and  skilling,  all   the  >me.  
  • 96. This  pose  looks  a  lot  cleaner-­‐-­‐or  Squeaky  Cleaner-­‐-­‐when  Daisie  Mae  does  it,but  it's  s>ll  the  kind  of  thing   that  aWracts  stares.  
  • 97. Hopeful  con>nues  to  work  on  her  silver  hairdressing  badge,  this  >me  on  Castor  Nova-­‐-­‐  
  • 98. And  things  don't  go  too  well.  
  • 99. "You  beWer  fix  this!"  
  • 100. Not  an  improvement,  in  my  opinion.  
  • 101. Hopeful  did  a  much  nicer  job  on  Daisie  Mae.  Daisie  Mae  won't  wear  makeup,  but  a  new,  so+er  haircut   seemed  to  go  with  her  new  clothing.  Hopeful  will  be  taking  the  salon  chair  back  with  her.  
  • 102. And  Hopeful  couldn't  be  bothered  to  have  a  gradua>on  party-­‐-­‐she's  exploding  the  dust  off  her  feet  and   ge]n'  outa  there.  That  pink  gooey  liWle  house  back  in  Pleasantview  won't  know  what  hit  it!   Stay  tuned  as  the  Squeaky  Clean  Legacy  takes  a  drama>c  turn!   Frighteningly  adorable  cat  on  the  cover  by  Pusheen.