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- 4. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do
- 11. I don’t wear a watch. I am the one who decides what time it is now.
- 12. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit..
- 13. I am the most responsible person in the company, whenever anything goes wrong they find me responsible
- 14. Don't aim to be a slave in heaven, aim to be the king of hell... Don't Aim to be a lover of girl, aim to be the father of her son..
- 15. when a lady is impressed by u..just think of the budget behind her.
- 17. "if u can't dazzle them with ur wit, bamboozle them with ur bullshit"
- 19. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier
- 21. Alcohol is not the answer to any problem. But it sure helps forgetting all the questions.
- 22. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you!
- 23. Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
- 24. The cost of living's going up, and the chance of living's going down.
- 25. All men should get married . after all happiness is not everything in life...!!
- 26. An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women
- 27. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read..
- 28. I knew all de rules but de rules didnt know me...
- 29. In my childhood, things were used and people were loved... Now People are being used and things are loved!!!
- 32. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun
- 33. In fight of dog,it is not the size of dog But size of fight inside dog do matters.
- 34. You don't have to be faster than the bull, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bull.
- 35. The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
- 37. Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others…@ http://www.slideshare.net/satanic