Chistes el borracho
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Un borracho se encuentra con el diablo. El diablo intenta asustarlo mostrándole una herida en su estómago, pero el borracho responde bajándose los pantalones y diciendo que su herida es peor, haciendo reír al diablo.
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Chistes el borracho
- 1. el borracho
- 2. • |este es un borracho que se encontro con el diablo estonces el diablo le dijo esto mira mios ojos y el borracho para tratar de asustarlo le dijo mira los mios el diablo se quito una uña y se hizo una raja en la barriga y el borracho se voltio se bajo el pantalon y le dijo mira la mia jajajajjajaja