This document contains a collection of quotes from comedian Robin Williams covering a wide range of topics from comedy and optimism to relationships, politics, and life. Some of the quotes discuss the power of words and ideas, the importance of poetry and romance, satire in politics, and finding meaning and freedom through dreams. The quotes showcase Williams' witty humor and ability to find humor in many aspects of life.

1. ROBIN WILLIAMS
QUOTES
‘’Comedy is acting
out optimism.’’

2. No matter what people tell
you, words and ideas can
change the world.

3. You're only given a little spark
of madness. You mustn't lose it.

4. If women ran the world we
wouldn't have wars, just intense
negotiations every 28 days.

5. See, the problem is that God
gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run
one at a time.

6. ...poetry, beauty, romance,
love - these are what we stay
alive for.

7. Never pick a fight with an ugly
person, they've got nothing to lose.

8. I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd
agree with you.

9. What's right is what's left if
you do everything else wrong.

10. Spring is nature's way of
saying, "Let's party!"

11. But only in their dreams can
men be truly free It was always
thus and always thus will be.

12. I like my wine like my women -
ready to pass out.

13. People say satire is dead. It's
not dead; it's alive and living
in the White House.

14. If you can remember the
sixties, you weren't there.

15. Comedy is acting out
optimism.

16. Do you think God gets stoned?
I think so... Look at the platypus.

17. We Americans, we're a simple
people... but piss us off, and
we'll bomb your cities.

18. Mickey Mouse to a three-
year-old is a six foot tall RAT!

19. Some are born great. Some
achieve greatness. Some get
it as a graduation gift.

20. The worst thing in life is not to
end up all alone. The worst thing
in life is to end up with people
who make you feel alone.

21. Sometimes it’s more noble to
tell a small lie than to deliver a
painful truth.

22. Rest in peace, Robin Williams...