1. MAS NY Account Planning Bootcamp 2013
in numbers & statistics*
*Source: I made it up.

2. times people mispronounced my name:
34,987
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3. number of people who think they pronounce my name
properly, but actually don’t:
every single person
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4. number of beers I drank:
6,793
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5. total amount of minutes we spend
waiting for the elevator:
203,897
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6. percentage of the times I better could have taken the
stairs than the elevator:
99%
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7. percentage of the times a planner started a
presentation without seeing the creative work first:
51%
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8. times you could tell a planner hadn’t seen the
creative work before:
never
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9. times Mike was really really really excited for an
amazing and awesome guest speaker:
every single time
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10. times Prerika, LaToya, Jessica or Ariana thought I was
serious, while I actually made a joke:
1,657
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11. times Jonathan saved the day as the IT-guy:
63
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12. times he just fiddled around with the wires
and hoped for the best:
61
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13. number of questions Sarah asked during class:
13,865
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14. times we forgot to tell Yacine we went
to a different bar:
16
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15. times Yacine pop-upped at a bar again while he
already left:
164
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16. times Vicky asked me to delete a picture of her:
7,231
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17. times I actually did it:
2
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18. times only dogs could hear Simona’s
high pitched voice:
9
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19. percentage of instructors who will remember Fung:
110%
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20. percentage of how Mexican Alejandra is:
128%
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21. time Jascha moved while I took a panorama picture:
27
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22. number of times I will have dinner with Ria again:
never
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23. number of miles Adrienne has run:
16,786
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24. number of Hip Hop songs Jennie recognised:
every single song
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25. times I’ve seen Alex in a bar without
a whiskey in his hand:
1
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26. times I caught Steve secretly staring at me:
2,597
Source: I made it up.

27. number of memories I will bring back to The
Netherlands:
countless