a guide on how to survive in the phandom. *there may be a few mistakes* There's so much more you'll need to know, but here's just a bit of it

1. A Guide to Phan and how to
survive being a Phanngirl
By Christa

2. get a twitter.
Like now phan; the ultimate
ship confirmed by
our lord and savior
PewDiePie.
consists of Dan
the meme and
Phil the smol
bean

3. literally the fucking
heart eyes kill me
the heart eyes are gonna get
to you
So much empty
space oh dear
wat
So lonely with all this
space. I want fil

4. They have 6 channels
in all.
AmazingPhil
Danisnotinteresting
LessAmazingPhil
DanandPhilGAMES
Danisnotonfire
DanandPhilCRAFTS
SUBSCRIBE
#promo

5. Things that you’ll hear a lot
-fil
-dan’s yaio hands
-anything to do with whisks
-dan falling out of a chair
-the skin and hat fic
-irl, Existential crisis, smol beans
-Countless stories of their awkwardness and stuff (they're always cute)
-Dil Howlter
-A lot of other things I don’t even understand
-THE CAT WHISKERS COME FROM WITHIN

6. Things you don’t do!
-Don’t harass them about
● Phan (you can ship it, make Phan art, phanfiction, etc. But don’t HARASS)
● Their sexuality
● Anything that could possibly make my smol beans sad
-Don’t spread things that aren’t true or rude
-Never mention “the video”.
-When meeting them, try not to be awkward. Be yourself and everything will go fine. It doesn’t
matter if you cry either
Just don’t be a ho
If you understand this,
we need to be friends.

7. Because you’ve never heard of it, I will explain
“The video”
wat
This was a video
posted by fil, being
all cute and romantic
to dan but it was
purely a prank. Phil
just says that he
loves Dan and goes
over his favorite
memories and that’s
all you need to know
Whatever you do, don’t
share it, don’t upload it,
and if you can STAND
IT. Don’t watch it. If
you literally NEED to,
don’t discuss it.
On September 17 2011,
it was supposed to be
sent to Dan privately,
but there was a youtube
glitch and it was posted
Although it was sent
privately to Dan, it was
meant to be an April fools
prank. Dan says that they
decided not to post it at
first because people would
get the wrong idea.
Everyone went ape shit and it was taken down. Phil
took as many reuploads as possible and it was
copyrighted. It eventually caused them to grow apart
a bit for a while, but as you can see, it’s not that big
of a problem anymore and they’re good friends.

8. You’ll hear a lot about how we need
to chill and we’re crazy and stuff
like that, but it’s (somewhat) not
true. We’re chill af when you get to
know us and we just think they’re
perfect together. It’s like when you
like someone and you’re friends are
constantly like, “omg, i ship it SO
MUCH”.
AND DON’T FORGET TO
HAVE FUN and ENJOY
THESE 2 SMOL BEANS
WE WERE BLESSED
WITH. treat them like
you best friends. Your
totally famous best
friends.
They love you, the phandom loves you,
and I love you. Respect them all and
they’ll love you for the rest of your life.
P.s- some also refer to
Dan as tol bean, but smol
and tol are both
acceptable i think.