1. How to ask your boss for a salary increase....

2. One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!!

3. Dear Bo $$, In thi $ life, we all need $ omething mo $ t de $ perately. I think you $ hould be under $ tanding of the need of u $ worker $ who have given $ o much $ upport including $ weat and $ ervice to your company .

4. I am $ ure you will guess what I mean and re $ pond $ oon. Your $ $ incerely, Norman $ mith

5. The next day the employee received this letter of reply :

6. Dear NO rman, I k NO w you have been working very hard. NO awdays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NO t doing NO ticiably well as yet.

7. NO w the newspapers are saying the world’s leading eco NO mists are NO t sure if the united States may go into a NO ther recession. After NO vember presidential elections things may go to the dogs.

8. I have NO thing more to add NO w. You k NO w what I mean. Yours truly, The manager