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El Científico:
  Mira al suelo mientras orina y al mismo
    tiempo examina las burbujas y hace
 experimentos sobre la presión del chorro
         vs. magnitud del empuje.
El Despreocupado:
  Orina toda la parte externa del inodoro u
 orina en el lavamanos si encuentra todos
           los retretes ocupados.
El Distraído:
   Se desabrocha la bragueta, se saca una
    punta de la camisa y se orina en los
                pantalones.
El Débil:
  Dura varios minutos buscándosela entre
   la bragueta y al final decide bajarse por
        completo los pantalones para
                poder sacarla.
El Fanfarrón:
     Se desabrocha cinco botones para
    sacársela cuando dos hubieran sido
                suficientes.
El Infantil:
    Dirige el chorro hacia arriba y hacia
    abajo, intentando llegar más alto o
              cazar un insecto.
El Insidioso:
   Deja escapar un silencioso pedo, luego
 olfatea y mira acusadoramente al vecino.
El Nervioso:
  No encuentra la bragueta, se desgarra el
   cinturón y se arranca los botones o la
                cremallera.
El Práctico:
   Orina sin agarrársela y al mismo tiempo
             se arregla la corbata.
El Pulcro:
 Se la saca con dos deditos, aprieta el botón
  antes y después de orinar, luego dura 15
        minutos lavándose las manos.
El Sociable:
 Le gusta juntarse con los amigos para una
         meada social y colectiva.
El Confundido:
 Le gusta orinar sentado en el inodoro por
      si acaso quiere salir otra cosa.
El Que Disfruta:
     Cuando orina lanza unos suspiros
    de alivio que cualquiera cree que se
            está masturbándose.
El Tímido:
  No puede orinar cuando alguien lo mira,
    hace como si ya hubiera meado, se
     cierra la bragueta y se escabulle
              silenciosamente.
El Somnoliento:
    Se orina los pantalones y los zapatos,
     luego se va con la bragueta abierta
 y no se da cuenta hasta que alguien se lo
                  advierte.
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Dime como-orinas-diapositivas

  • 1.
  • 2. El Científico: Mira al suelo mientras orina y al mismo tiempo examina las burbujas y hace experimentos sobre la presión del chorro vs. magnitud del empuje.
  • 3. El Despreocupado: Orina toda la parte externa del inodoro u orina en el lavamanos si encuentra todos los retretes ocupados.
  • 4. El Distraído: Se desabrocha la bragueta, se saca una punta de la camisa y se orina en los pantalones.
  • 5. El Débil: Dura varios minutos buscándosela entre la bragueta y al final decide bajarse por completo los pantalones para poder sacarla.
  • 6. El Fanfarrón: Se desabrocha cinco botones para sacársela cuando dos hubieran sido suficientes.
  • 7. El Infantil: Dirige el chorro hacia arriba y hacia abajo, intentando llegar más alto o cazar un insecto.
  • 8. El Insidioso: Deja escapar un silencioso pedo, luego olfatea y mira acusadoramente al vecino.
  • 9. El Nervioso: No encuentra la bragueta, se desgarra el cinturón y se arranca los botones o la cremallera.
  • 10. El Práctico: Orina sin agarrársela y al mismo tiempo se arregla la corbata.
  • 11. El Pulcro: Se la saca con dos deditos, aprieta el botón antes y después de orinar, luego dura 15 minutos lavándose las manos.
  • 12. El Sociable: Le gusta juntarse con los amigos para una meada social y colectiva.
  • 13. El Confundido: Le gusta orinar sentado en el inodoro por si acaso quiere salir otra cosa.
  • 14. El Que Disfruta: Cuando orina lanza unos suspiros de alivio que cualquiera cree que se está masturbándose.
  • 15. El Tímido: No puede orinar cuando alguien lo mira, hace como si ya hubiera meado, se cierra la bragueta y se escabulle silenciosamente.
  • 16. El Somnoliento: Se orina los pantalones y los zapatos, luego se va con la bragueta abierta y no se da cuenta hasta que alguien se lo advierte.