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1. Hace algún tiempo
atrás, después de una
reunión, algunos
presidentes y ministros
de países decidieron
pasar por el Museo del
Louvre para "aliviar" el
estrés y se paran
meditativos ante un
precioso cuadro de
Adán y Eva en el
Paraíso.
2. Dice Angela Merkel:
-Miren que perfección de
cuerpos: ella esbelta y
delgada, él con cuerpo
atlético, los músculos
perfilados ...
Los estereotipos son
necesariamente alemanes.
3. Sarkosy respondió de inmediato:
- De ninguna manera. Es evidente
que el erotismo que se puede ver
desde ambas figuras... ella tan
femenina ... él tan masculino ...
saben que pronto llegará la
tentación ...
Sólo pueden ser franceses.
4. Moviendo negativamente la cabeza,
Gordon Brown asegura:
- Of course not! Miren atentamente:
la serenidad de sus rostros, la
delicadeza de la pose, la sobriedad
del gesto ...
Sólo pueden ser Ingleses.
5. Después de unos segundos más de contemplación,
Rajoy exclama:
- NO ESTOY DE ACUERDO.. Miren bien: no tienen
ropa, no tienen zapatos, no tienen casa, sólo tienen
una manzana para comer ... no protestan y encima
piensan que están en el Paraíso...
No tengo la menor duda, SON ESPAÑOLES